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May 18

Salute!!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, May 18, 2013 in Awesomeness, Military

Happy Armed Forces Day

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They may wear different uniforms, but they’re playing for the same team. Happy Armed Forces Day to our brothers and sisters in the US Army, US Navy, US Air Force, Marines, and US Coast Guard.

Thank you for having our backs. Rest assured we have yours.

May 17

Remakes and Reboots

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, May 17, 2013 in Icon, Movies, Open Thread

I hate them all.

As an avowed Trekkie™ (yes, TREKKIE. I hated TNG with a passion of three burning Betelgeuses), I am not thrilled at the whole prospect of the Star Trek reboot, much less the new flick. I’m sorry, I just can NOT deal with it. I know, I know…. not very open-minded of me. Whatever…. I am open-minded about what counts, like Steak Tartare and UGGs.

And now they have gone and remade The Evil Dead.

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What the SHIT, people??

There are certain movies with which you do NOT fuck!! Gone With The Wind, Citizen Kane, shit, even that racist tripe Birth of a Nation should never, ever be remade. Oh, don’t think I didn’t see what they did with The Wizard of Oz. They knew they couldn’t remake it, so they did the next best thing: tell the story from a different point of view. Whatever. My point is, some things you just LEAVE THE FUCK ALONE!!!

What remakes or reboots have offended your sensibilities lately?? :D

May 16

Thursday Random

Posted by ArmedGeek on Thursday, May 16, 2013 in Randomness

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May 15

Hooker of the Week

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, May 15, 2013 in HOTW

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May 14

Girlie Drink of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, May 14, 2013 in BOOZE!!, Social

Sorry about not posting all this weekend. It was Mother’s Day and I took some time off from all the blogs. But far be it from me to ignore the GDOTW. I just know y’all look forward to it.

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Guavatini

  • 2 oz. Vodka
  • 2 oz. Guava juice or nectar
  • 1 oz. Dark rum
  •  Juice of fresh lime

In a shaker with ice, pour the vodka, rum, guava nectar and juice of one lime. Shake well, and pour into a martini glass. Garnish with lemon.

I like to rim the glass with sugar and use spiced rum for extra sweetness, but I figure y’all might just barf at that ;)

May 13

Wee Bit of a Rant

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, May 13, 2013 in AssHatery, Rants, Social

I tend to avoid making political posts over at the social-site-with-faces. It’s really pointless, since most of my friends share the same views. Those that do not tend to get the vapors, so I avoid drama. I get plenty of drama at home. Anyway, a few days ago the whole place was atwitter (heh!) with a recently released news item concerning the views of a certain CEO of a certain store chain, claiming he only markets his brand to “the cool kids”, specifically, he doesn’t make clothing for women above size Large. The store does sell XL and XXL clothing for the muscular, athletic man, though.

Abercrombie & Fitch, the controversial US clothing retailer, has been accused of deliberately excluding plus-size women from wearing its clothes, by failing to make or sell women’s wear in any size above Large. The latest claims of body elitism come from Robin Lewis, a retail industry analyst and co-author of The New Rules of Retail, who says Abercrombie CEO Mike Jeffries “doesn’t want larger people shopping in his store, he wants thin and beautiful people.”

Now, I don’t care for this company. Never have. I think they are over-priced and over-hyped and over-sexualized and that’s just not for me or my kids. But he has every right to market to whomever he wishes. It is HIS company, HIS vision, and HIS accountability to the shareholders. Now, keep in mind Mr. Jeffries made these statements in 2006 for Salon magazine, but is only now catching the attention of the blogosphere because….. I really have no idea. For whatever reason, people are up in arms about this. So I will rant away as only I can.

You don’t like it, then don’t shop there. You don’t like that he markets to the bold and beautiful and young and restless, then find someone who markets to YOU. Quit being a whiny little bitchy baby, grow some cojones, and move on. There is more pressing crap out there than some bloviating wannabe It Guy selling over-priced shit to stuck-up kids using their parents’ credit card.

I mean, it’s not like there aren’t any other places for plus-sized women to shop. At all. Seriously.

Sometimes I just want to slap the blogosphere.

May 10

What a Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, May 10, 2013 in Funny Pics, Icon, Open Thread

This week we heard from whistleblowers on what happened in Benghazi last September, found a trio of women that had been missing for over ten years sequestered in some animal’s basement, had several families rip Teh Prez a new asshole demand answers over the helicopter crash that killed members of SEAL Team 6, Boston police disclose that FBI never shared information with them over the islamojihadist asswipes, and the Dow Jones broke the 15,000 mark.

Oh, and Prince Harry is here on a tour.

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Seriously, what the hell?? What is so special about this week, anyway?? It’s almost like it’s going through menopause.

Oh, right…. MOTHER’S DAY!!!

Well, good luck with the rest of the week ;)

May 9

Thursday Random

Posted by ArmedGeek on Thursday, May 9, 2013 in Randomness

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May 8

Hooker of the Week

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, May 8, 2013 in HOTW

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May 7

Girlie Drink of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, May 7, 2013 in BOOZE!!

Well, last weekend I attended the local Wein & Saengerfest™ and had the opportunity to sample many, many Texas wines. It was a lot of fun, particularly because the weather co-operated and it was breezy and nice for a change. Still got sunburned, though.

One of the vineyards featured was Los Pinos (The Pines) Winery. Their selections were Texas and Western themed, which made for great conversation. Of the four wines they were showcasing, one tickled my sweet tooth.

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All My X’s Sweet Red! It was very good: sweet, but not too sweet. The young woman said it was the most popular because of the name. After looking at the label, I had to differ. The only drawback is you find yourself singing that song, and George Strait is one hell of an earworm. Anyway, I would have taken a pic of the bottle, but it’s already in the recycling bin.

Don’t judge me ;)