Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
Booze of the Week
Well, we can’t very well have a Hooker of the Week without also having a Booze of the Week.
We’re going to start this off with a simple, old standby that I’ve been enjoying this week. Jack and Coke.

I’m not going to bother to include a recipe on this one. If you can’t figure this one out I’ll have to add you to TheList.
Hooker of the Week
This is something new I’m going to take for a drive here. I should note that when I say “Hooker” I don’t necessarily mean “prostitute” in the legal sense. Have you ever known a woman that fucked for free ? Before you answer, did you buy her a drink ? Then you paid.









