Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
You cannot hide from the FDA
From FDA: Electronic cigarettes contain toxic chemicals via doubleplusundead:
Federal health officials said today they have found cancer-causing ingredients in electronic cigarettes, despite manufacturers’ claims the products are safer than tobacco cigarettes.
The Food and Drug Administration said testing of products from two leading electronic cigarette makers turned up several toxic chemicals, including a key ingredient in antifreeze. FDA scientists said they tested 19 varieties of cigarettes, many of which contained fruit and candy flavors.
Figured this was coming. A lot sooner than I thought, but there it is. Governments all over the country are seeing cigarette tax revenues drop due to people quitting tobacco. The more popular e-cigs get, the more people will move away from tobacco (and the taxes).
On the bright side, taxing the shit out of e-cigs might keep politicians away from the cheeseburgers and booze for a while longer.
Stolen …
Shamelessly stolen from Aardvarks & Asshats.









