Honesty is not my forte (forgive the French)

Well, fuck me. Honesty is really not my thing. But, fuck it, I’m drunk so let’s do this:

1. I drink a lot. Yeah, I know, “no, shit”.
2. I’m a road-rage driver. Yeah, its fucked up, but there’s a lot of things people on the road do that really put me in a mood. I do take revenge on the road. Yep, I’m that asshole.
3. I really am an ArmedGeek. Its not a euphemism. I carry a gun. I rarely go anywhere without either my S&W 9mm, or my Sig P220 .45. I’m also a total geek. I don’t write about it a lot here, but I’m sure you’ve seen the occasional geeky post.
4. I’m celibate. Heh. No shit. About 10 years ago I got divorced. It was the last in a long string of horribly failed relationships. Sooner or later you have to realize that all your broken relationships have one thing in common….. You. Anyhow, I’ve banged one chick since then.
5. I masturbate a lot. (see above and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUyF1jusZgE)
6. I’ve reached the age that I’ve started to realize there are probably more days behind than ahead. This bothers me more than it should.
7. I’m a “jack of all trades, master of none”. I’ve done auto mechanics, home building, industrial construction, electronics, computer programming, security, network engineering. blah blah blah
8. I’m not terribly happy with my current lot in life and truly wish I could take another shot at it.
9. I’ve never fucked an ugly or fat woman.
10. Before my period of celibacy, I truly bagged way more than my fair share of ass. This is somewhat disturbing in that sometimes I fear that I had my lifetime allotment of pussy already.

Well, there it is. 10 honest things about me. I can’t really guarantee that it’ll stay posted after I read it sober.

As far as forwarding it to other blogs, well, I’m not really friendly with other blogs that haven’t already been targeted.

Fuck. That was actually a bit harder than I thought it would be.

cbullitt, you’re a bastard.

…. surprisingly hard to click “Publish”