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Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
I guess JoePa can discuss with God if he "did the right thing" now..
Ted Kennedy dead at 77
From Fox News:
Sen. Edward Kennedy, the longtime Massachusetts lawmaker whose personal tragedies along with his professional triumphs and losses unfolded in the public eye, has died at his home in Hyannis Port after battling a brain tumor. He was 77.
Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.
Reagan Said…
Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
I assume they were out of Valu-rite Vodka
Looks like he’s trying for Moron of the Week:
When he was invited in for an interview, the local manager recognised his face, Burnley Crown Court heard.
The unnamed manager then checked CCTV footage from earlier that week and identified Holden stealing four boxes of lager worth £40 from the same store.
… when, in fact, he seems to just be living the AoSHQ Lifestyle:
When confronted during the interview, he fled -- and stole two more boxes of beer as ran through the front door.
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