Cow Car Tipping
From the crazy motherfuckers up north we get a new sport.
Owners of pint-sized Smart cars aren’t laughing about reports that vandals may be targeting the tiny vehicles in a 21st-century take on tipping cows over.
Retarded Car
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Totally justified. After that chat about 400s, 442s, 350s–which are all bigger than that piece of shit gerbil-powered toy–anyone caught tipping one over should be released immediately and given a free pass to the best whorehouse in Paris.
We used to see Germans park this toy in the weirdest places. One time, four cops came by, and literally picked one up from where it was parked on the road perpendicular to the curb, and placed it in a “no parking” zone. Yes, they can do that, and yes, they left two tickets: one for parking there, and one for making the cops move it.