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Damn, what’s she going to do when Britain becomes a caliphate? Oh wait, I have an idea…
Well, hell, she can just come stay with me. Cause, I’m a humanitarian.
I’m sure y’all will agree, that shirt needs to come off. She needs a conservative T-shirt
Hey, she could have a bad boob-job and have scars that show, or lumpiness, or nipples that point everywhichway.
That picture could be as good as she can possibly look.
Of course, since I have no clue who she is and I’ve never seen another pic of her … she could be downright ugly in that picture.
On a second, even closer look … they look like they could be real.
Only the flashlight test could confirm.
Color me clueless, but what’s a flashlight test??
Sometimes being female is a drawback…
The flashlight test is something I learned when I worked security in topless bars in my younger days.
You take a really bright flashlight (streamlight) turn it on and press the lens against the boob being tested. A fake boob will light up, a real one won’t.
It is really hard to explain the visual difference you’d be looking for, but if you try it on both real and fake boobs the difference is obvious.
These are the sorts of things you learn working in topless bars.