I assume they were out of Valu-rite Vodka

Looks like he’s trying for Moron of the Week:

When he was invited in for an interview, the local manager recognised his face, Burnley Crown Court heard.

The unnamed manager then checked CCTV footage from earlier that week and identified Holden stealing four boxes of lager worth £40 from the same store.

… when, in fact, he seems to just be living the AoSHQ Lifestyle:

When confronted during the interview, he fled – and stole two more boxes of beer as ran through the front door.