Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
They must be made to pay their fair share.
Woody has a great visual explanation of “fair share”.
They never let us have any fun
Here’s this poor guy that gets forced to go shopping with the missus. He finds various ways to keep himself entertained and they threaten to ban him from the store!
It just ain’t right, I tell ya. I have to admit, there’s a couple of those I haven’t done.
Ted Kennedy dead at 77
From Fox News:
Sen. Edward Kennedy, the longtime Massachusetts lawmaker whose personal tragedies along with his professional triumphs and losses unfolded in the public eye, has died at his home in Hyannis Port after battling a brain tumor. He was 77.
Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.
Reagan Said…
Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
I assume they were out of Valu-rite Vodka
Looks like he’s trying for Moron of the Week:
When he was invited in for an interview, the local manager recognised his face, Burnley Crown Court heard.
The unnamed manager then checked CCTV footage from earlier that week and identified Holden stealing four boxes of lager worth £40 from the same store.
… when, in fact, he seems to just be living the AoSHQ Lifestyle:
When confronted during the interview, he fled -- and stole two more boxes of beer as ran through the front door.
The Fall of LGF
This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all day.
Fuck off, CJ.
Found at: Notoriously Conservative
Honesty is not my forte (forgive the French)
Well, fuck me. Honesty is really not my thing. But, fuck it, I’m drunk so let’s do this:
- I drink a lot. Yeah, I know, “no, shit”.
- I’m a road-rage driver. Yeah, its fucked up, but there’s a lot of things people on the road do that really put me in a mood. I do take revenge on the road. Yep, I’m that asshole.
- I really am an ArmedGeek. Its not a euphemism. I carry a gun. I rarely go anywhere without either my S&W 9mm, or my Sig P220 .45. I’m also a total geek. I don’t write about it a lot here, but I’m sure you’ve seen the occasional geeky post.
- I’m celibate. Heh. No shit. About 10 years ago I got divorced. It was the last in a long string of horribly failed relationships. Sooner or later you have to realize that all your broken relationships have one thing in common….. You. Anyhow, I’ve banged one chick since then.
- I masturbate a lot. (see above and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUyF1jusZgE)
- I’ve reached the age that I’ve started to realize there are probably more days behind than ahead. This bothers me more than it should.
- I’m a “jack of all trades, master of none”. I’ve done auto mechanics, home building, industrial construction, electronics, computer programming, security, network engineering. blah blah blah
- I’m not terribly happy with my current lot in life and truly wish I could take another shot at it.
- I’ve never fucked an ugly or fat woman.
- Before my period of celibacy, I truly bagged way more than my fair share of ass. This is somewhat disturbing in that sometimes I fear that I had my lifetime allotment of pussy already.
Well, there it is. 10 honest things about me. I can’t really guarantee that it’ll stay posted after I read it sober.
As far as forwarding it to other blogs, well, I’m not really friendly with other blogs that haven’t already been targeted.
Fuck. That was actually a bit harder than I thought it would be.
cbullitt, you’re a bastard.
…. surprisingly hard to click “Publish”
Booze of the Week
On the advice of the fellow working the liquor store, I picked up a bottle of Sailor Jerry Rum. I killed a little over half the bottle on the first night.
Reagan Said …
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