Five Frou-Frou Libations That Facilitate Fornication
From 
LC Aggie Sith:
It must be said that men admire women that can hold their drink….be it beer or whiskey. However, as a member of the so-called Delicate Sex, I can attest to the fact that such women are few and far between. So, men must make do with women who imbibe frilly drinks in order to facilitate the mating ritual. The following is a list of no-fail drinks you can make or order to impress the object of your desire. I do not guarantee results, but from an anthropological point of view, they have been tried and tested, and the results have been satisfactory. If all else fails, at least she will think you are well-versed in frou-frou drinkology.
Go here for the recipes. Was a lucky man that snapped that woman up.
Unemployment
I figure its pretty safe to say anyone reading my site has probably already seen this, but I figure it just can’t get too much exposure.
So, from Innocent Bystanders:
Bonus Hooker
Because some have suggested that this site’s booze to hooker ratio is light on the hookers. And let it be known that when one of the degenerates that reads this site complains, by God, I listen to that degenerate.
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Politician dodges his own taxes
From The Boston Herald via Red State:
A Westport lawmaker who voted to hike the state sales and alcohol taxes was spotted brazenly piling booze in his car – adorned with his State House license plate – in the parking lot of a tax-free New Hampshire liquor store, the Herald has learned.
So this cocksucker votes to raise liquor taxes and then drives his publicly owned car over state lines to buy booze in an effort to avoid the taxes he helped put into place.
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