Comments on: 10 things women don’t understand about men http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2009/09/10-things-women-dont-understand-about-men/ What else does a man need ? Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:12:32 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Nicolehttp://www.hookersandbooze.com/2009/09/10-things-women-dont-understand-about-men/comment-page-1/#comment-300 Nicole Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:38:09 +0000 http://www.hookersandbooze.com/?p=513#comment-300 I think LC decoded pretty well. Totally agree w/ #8. We are 2 in my house so 1/2 the time it is up, 1/2 the time it is down. Everyone does their part when they have to use the facilities. :)Amen to Bruce "The Chin" Campbell!I assumed #10 was referring to farts, which generally get blamed on the dog. :)And I agree, Armed Geek - it seems like a standard female comedian list and isn't funny. It's just an old list of bitches attempting to hide as humor. Any woman or man worth the time isn't going to get hung up on any of these petty games. I think LC decoded pretty well. Totally agree w/ #8. We are 2 in my house so 1/2 the time it is up, 1/2 the time it is down. Everyone does their part when they have to use the facilities. :)

Amen to Bruce “The Chin” Campbell!

I assumed #10 was referring to farts, which generally get blamed on the dog. :)

And I agree, Armed Geek – it seems like a standard female comedian list and isn’t funny. It’s just an old list of bitches attempting to hide as humor. Any woman or man worth the time isn’t going to get hung up on any of these petty games.

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

]]> By: LC Aggie Sithhttp://www.hookersandbooze.com/2009/09/10-things-women-dont-understand-about-men/comment-page-1/#comment-297 LC Aggie Sith Sat, 12 Sep 2009 22:42:46 +0000 http://www.hookersandbooze.com/?p=513#comment-297 1) Tenacious, y'all are. It's a good thing.2) Even I can't translate that, in any language I speak, not even toddler-speak.3) Star Wars was the Epitome (before Lucas fucked it up), second only to 2001: A Space Odyssey, and Bruce Campbell is a fucking GOD.4) The "bro-hug" is a way for men to communicate their "sensitivity" to others, thus conveying a message that they "fit it". Obviously it doesn't work, since it makes them look *ahem*.5) OMG...really?? What kind of fucktardery is that? Of COURSE one needs personal space. Men do NOT watch a movie with their hands on their lap. They need TWO armrests! Jeez...6) Ok, I'll take a stab at this. I think some women think men are attracted to women who tend to complain about the small shit. What these women do NOT understand, is that men don't LISTEN to them bitch, since they are lovely to look at. I know for a fact a man would not be with a bitchy woman who was ugly, right?7) Women think men hem and haw over this. I think men are just trying to put off the inevitable, that being the afore-mentioned bitchiness. If a woman resorts to tears and tantrums, men should consider it an act of terrorism, and just walk away.8) Ah, yes...this is a way for a woman to establish Alpha dominance over a man. DO NOT LET HER DO THIS!!! For YEARS women have bitched and moaned about how they are fucking EQUAL to men. Here is the perfect opportunity for them to prove it. If they don't, they can pee in the bushes.9) BINGO!! It is indeed a dumbass bitch that can't figure that simple connection between a bar, booze, and a number.10) This is just their idiotic, round-about way of telling a man that he needs to clean house or shower. Which is just stupid because she wasn't born smelling like a rose, either.Hope that helps!!! Really sorry about #2 ;) 1) Tenacious, y’all are. It’s a good thing.

2) Even I can’t translate that, in any language I speak, not even toddler-speak.

3) Star Wars was the Epitome (before Lucas fucked it up), second only to 2001: A Space Odyssey, and Bruce Campbell is a fucking GOD.

4) The “bro-hug” is a way for men to communicate their “sensitivity” to others, thus conveying a message that they “fit it”. Obviously it doesn’t work, since it makes them look *ahem*.

5) OMG…really?? What kind of fucktardery is that? Of COURSE one needs personal space. Men do NOT watch a movie with their hands on their lap. They need TWO armrests! Jeez…

6) Ok, I’ll take a stab at this. I think some women think men are attracted to women who tend to complain about the small shit. What these women do NOT understand, is that men don’t LISTEN to them bitch, since they are lovely to look at. I know for a fact a man would not be with a bitchy woman who was ugly, right?

7) Women think men hem and haw over this. I think men are just trying to put off the inevitable, that being the afore-mentioned bitchiness. If a woman resorts to tears and tantrums, men should consider it an act of terrorism, and just walk away.

8) Ah, yes…this is a way for a woman to establish Alpha dominance over a man. DO NOT LET HER DO THIS!!! For YEARS women have bitched and moaned about how they are fucking EQUAL to men. Here is the perfect opportunity for them to prove it. If they don’t, they can pee in the bushes.

9) BINGO!! It is indeed a dumbass bitch that can’t figure that simple connection between a bar, booze, and a number.

10) This is just their idiotic, round-about way of telling a man that he needs to clean house or shower. Which is just stupid because she wasn’t born smelling like a rose, either.

Hope that helps!!! Really sorry about #2 ;)

Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

]]>