10 things women don’t understand about men

I ran across this via Fark.

1. What is so hard about asking for directions?
Mostly this is an old cliche that has gotten way out of hand. When the proper course of action is to ask for directions, I promise you, we will ask for directions. It isn’t about asking directions though. This highlights a psychological difference between men and women. Men solve problems. Women ask someone else to solve problems. When we run out of possibilities or methods to solve a problem, trust me, we will ask for help. We just obviously don’t give up as quickly as you.

2. Why do you need a gadget to unlock your car door?
I don’t even know what this means. Is there a woman around who can translate this ?

3. What is it about “Star Wars”?
You wouldn’t understand. There is no way to explain this to women. Same as all sci-fi. Women don’t get Bruce Campbell either.

4. And the “bro hug”? Hug it out or don’t hug it out, you know?
No fucking idea. I’ve never actually seen this occur in real life with the exception of the hiphop crowd or frat boys. I am neither.

5. When you keep one seat between you and your buddy at the movies, are you saving room for the holy spirit or what?

Personal space + Armrest == Empty seat between. I got news for the women, if we didn’t know it would piss you off, we’d do the same to you.

6. Why are you so hung up on the bitchy girls?
I don’t know what this means.

7. If you want to break up with us, why don’t you say so?
Personally, I’ve got no issues with saying, “Oh, hey, get the fuck out.” So, I don’t really have any experience with this sort of behavior.

8. Forget about putting the seat down, why don’t you ever change the toilet paper roll?
What is so fucking hard about you putting the fucking seat down ? You leave the fucker down when you’re done right ? So every damned time we go in there we have to put it up, right ? Fuck you and your God-damned toilet seat. On the second note, if you see it empty, refill it. Fuck, do you you think we’re not going to do the same ?

9. Why do you ask for our number if you have no intention of calling?
Usually ? Booze. Which is to say, after replaying the events of last night while sober, you just aren’t that interesting or attractive.

10. Seriously, do you not smell that?
Another one I just don’t get.

Essentially, this is a cliched list of the standard things women comedians bitch about because they think its funny. I assure you, it isn’t.