Headlines
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
I guess JoePa can discuss with God if he "did the right thing" now..
I’m cheating a bit
I know I’m supposed to be drinking Woodford Reserve Bourbon … but, I’m feeling a bit nostalgic (and I just watched The Big Lebowski again) so, I’m drinking white russians. Try not to hold it against me.
I promise that tomorrow I’ll get plowed on Woodford Reserve Manhattans.
Disturbingly Sober
Well, its Monday. I’m off work and out of bed. I’ve had my coffee. I still can’t come up with a damn thing to write about. Kanye’s a douchebag but I think we all already knew that. The MSM is doing its level best to pretend the 9/12 Tea Party didn’t happen. ACORN might actually be in some trouble this time. … blah blah blah
Fuck.
I don’t do much politics or “news” here because there are so many others that do it so much better than I could. So I’m left here on a Monday afternoon wondering what the fuck I could write about. Meh, fuck it. I think I’ll just get liquored up and watch On the Waterfront.








