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Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, September 9, 2009 in Extra Hookers

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  1. LC Aggie Sith says:

    See, for me, Eva Mendes’ garb in the first pic is far more sexy than in the second pic. However, her facial expression in the second pic is far more inviting than in the first pic. And since men really don’t care what a woman is wearing, I’ll venture to say the below-the-fold pic is the winner, right?

    Too bad y’all were cheated by the airbrush ;)

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  2. LC – there is an old saying about what a woman wears that goes something like:

    “The success of any given outfit can be measured in part by how much it tempts a man to tear it off of her!”

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  3. LC Aggie Sith says:

    McGoo, I rather like this one:

    “The only thing sexier than a man in a leather jacket and jeans is the same man halfway out of them”

    By the way, the second outfit is more “tear-friendly”. :D

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