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Posted by ArmedGeek on Thursday, September 3, 2009 in News

Drunk 12-year-old steals car

Yep. You read that correctly.

Police say an intoxicated 12-year-old boy stole a car Tuesday night and had three hit and run crashes before a citizen caught him.

A 1988 Honda Accord was taken from a Kwik Shop at First Street and Cornhusker Highway around 8:40 p.m., said Chief Tom Casady. The driver had left the keys inside the unlocked car.

He had a blood alcohol content of 0.14.

Well, what the fuck else is there to do in Nebraska ?

Bring on the comments

  1. LC Aggie Sith says:

    Shuck corn?

    :D

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  2. Moses says:

    Shuck corn is only part of the year… Drink and smoke is all we do out here in the corn fields.

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