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Posted by ArmedGeek on Friday, September 4, 2009 in Teh Funny
From Modern Drunkard Magazine:

Man Law : No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his collar.
From Modern Drunkard Magazine:

The chat is now a permanent feature of H&B.
If you are motivated, you can connect directly to our IRC server with any IRC client.
Server: irc.hookersandbooze.com
Port: 6667
Channel: #hookersandbooze





According to Aztec Mythology, Mayahuel was the goddess of the agave, from where they got Pulque (barf). She was the wife of Patecatl and the mother of the Centzontotochtin, a huge bunch of rabbit gods of drinking whom she fed through her 400 breasts, all delivering the alcoholic drink made from agave. Each of those fuckers were responsible for a different sort of drunken stupor. The Aztecs used the number 400 as their version of “infinity”.
What the fuck else do you expect from people that drink distilled cactus juice???
Wow. That’s one of the best “useless information” spews I’ve seen in a long time. Commendable. It really should be worth some sort of award.
Thanks! Good to know my degree in Anthropology didn’t go to waste
Yes, I am a bit of a smartass!