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Zombies

Posted by ArmedGeek on Tuesday, October 6, 2009 in War

Ok, take your time and think carefully about this. Tonight I’ve been watching the remake of Dawn of the Dead (which is not a bad flick) and it got me thinking about fast vs slow zombies.

So, here’s the question:

Would you rather fast zombies that are stupid or slow zombies that are smart ?

Think about it and tell me the whys and whatfors.

Update: I’m going to watch Zombieland today.

Bring on the comments

  1. Can I have stupid slow ones? Preferably on another planet? Any other planet.

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  2. LC Aggie Sith says:

    Aren’t zombies by definition stupid AND slow?

    If I have to choose from the above, I would go with fast and stupid. You can fix fast, but not stupid ;)

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  3. Moses says:

    For the sake of the question, slow and smart. Reasons for this is because you would have more time to react, but always remember… Rule #2 Double Tap.

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  4. ArmedGeek says:

    Reasons for this is because you would have more time to react

    My thoughts exactly.

    but always remember… Rule #2 Double Tap.

    Always.

  5. David says:

    Slow smart ones, because while I’ve lost a step or two (or four) in physical speed as I’ve aged and not gotten any smarter, I started out pretty smart and I’ve gotten craftier, had more experience and learned some skillsets from OPE. OTOH, you’d think .45ACP to the knee would slow down the fast, dumb ones enough to get away from ‘em, wouldn’t you? Nah. I’d still rather take my time picking the slow, smart ones off from a distance with a big bore rifle and have time to move to better, safer hides.

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