By The Numbers
That’s the size of Prez Obama’s motorcade as he traveled from the Beijing airport. True, it included official Chinese greeting vehicles, but even with the entire Chinese delegation, 71 vehicles is excessive.
Unless they were needed for Our Prez’ ego….
Consider this your numerically-inclined Open Thread.
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Let’s see. 71.
2 vehicles in front, 2 to the rear, strictly for protective services. That leaves 67.
1 to carry an assistant armed with a roll of toilet paper in case the almighty messiah needs someone to wipe his ass. That leaves 66.
6 to carry kobe beef, various cooking implements, other foods and ingredients, a master chef, assistant cooking personnel, a server, drinks, and someone to serve the drinks. That leaves 60.
10 to carry Obama’s performers and instruments to provide music for when the messiah desires song. This leaves 50.
10 to carry special bodyguards to intervene in case the first bitch gets violently out of control and tries to hit the messiah. That leaves 40.
10 to carry first aid supplies and medical personnel to aid the aforementioned personnel in case they really do have to restrain the first bitch. That leaves 30.
10 carrying various members and representatives of the media, to cover everything Obama does. That leaves 20.
1 to carry gas masks for the aforementioned media people in case they have to cover Obama while he’s on the toilet. That leaves 19.
The rest are to carry clothing, fashion consultants, assistants to help the first bitch get dressed, makeup, makeup consultants, people to put makeup on the first bitch, extra rolls of toilet paper, personnel to wipe the first bitch’s ass, and a few assorted assistants to perform whatever odd jobs the first bitch demands.
That should cover it.
Kobe beef??? In CHINA???
LMAO!!!!
@Curtal Friar
ha! that’s some funny right there.
71??
That’s all??
Are you counting the dumptruck for his ego?
Best number: 1,159
Days left in the Obama pResidency.
Only 71 vehicles?
He must have left most of his enormous ego at home, otherwise it would take 71 semis just to carry that.
I figured Odumbo would have 69 vehicles in the parade, since he was seen doing the same number with his ChiCom hero…
Wait, now that I think about it, I suppose the extra two vehicles were the ChiCom dictator’s way of symbolizing the two testicles that he draped across Odumbo’s eyelids in the infamous “Taipei Teabag” maneuver…
After Odumbo finishes his Far East Fellatio Fest™, he’ll be forever known amongst the natives as “The Bowing Bukkake Kid”.
One sated and satisfied diplomat was overheard whispering: “He’s one who will go down in the anals of history — and anyone who’ll part their butt cheeks!”
Draco gave you up
Hu?
Hey! Guess y’all found me
And really, how could I pass up the chance to write at a blog named “Hookers and Booze”??
Brings back lots of memories of your college daze, eh?
You’ll never know, BC….