Hooker of the Week
Posted by ArmedGeek on Monday, November 9, 2009 in HOTW
I do believe I owe y’all a Hooker.

It’s technically not a sucker punch if you yell “Defend yourself, cocksucker!” two seconds before you let him have it.
— Modern Drunkard Magazine
I do believe I owe y’all a Hooker.

The chat is now a permanent feature of H&B.
If you are motivated, you can connect directly to our IRC server with any IRC client.
Server: irc.hookersandbooze.com
Port: 6667
Channel: #hookersandbooze







Why does the term “cotton candy” come to mind???
Ah, nothing like a hooker with a name from Shakespeare’s “The Tempest.”
Brings out the Caliban in me.
We don’t need none of that educated talk around here dammit. If it didn’t happen on an episode of Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia then it didn’t happen at all.
The term is “edjamacated” ArmedGeek….you are in Texas, after all
She’s got a really fine ass on her.
P.S. Christmas is coming, but I got your back. Take this when you go visit family and they won’t know your little secret.
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?itemdescription=true&itemCount=60&startValue=1&selectedProductColor=&sortby=&id=17162959&parentid=A_COLL_HOLIDAYCATG09&sortProperties=+subCategoryPosition,&navCount=9&navAction=poppushpush&color=&pushId=A_COLL_HOLIDAYCATG09&popId=APARTMENT_WHATSNEW&prepushId=
Ha! That’s classy.