My last couple of trips to the liquor store I’ve spent some time chatting with this little cutie that works there. Well, she seemed young and “college-student”-y so I was charming but not flirty. And here’s the thing … I was totally honest about my drunken hermit status.
Today, I was up there replenishing the stock … and she asked me out. What’s worse is that at the moment I look like I just rolled out of bed. Yet she still asked me out.
I got her phone number. Gonna call her tomorrow.
I didn’t tell her about you fucking morons tho.