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I just got asked out

Posted by ArmedGeek on Monday, November 2, 2009 in Personal

I’m speechless.

My last couple of trips to the liquor store I’ve spent some time chatting with this little cutie that works there. Well, she seemed young and “college-student”-y so I was charming but not flirty. And here’s the thing … I was totally honest about my drunken hermit status.

Today, I was up there replenishing the stock … and she asked me out. What’s worse is that at the moment I look like I just rolled out of bed. Yet she still asked me out.

I got her phone number. Gonna call her tomorrow.

I didn’t tell her about you fucking morons tho.

Bring on the comments

  1. Nicole says:

    Woohoo! Good luck!

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  2. LC Aggie Sith says:

    Well, I’m not surprised at all, ArmedGeek. You often have displayed a natural charm in your posts…..

    It just resonates with the term, “fucking morons”… :D

    Good luck, sweetie, and I for one shall pray and keep my fingers crossed!!!

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  3. Moses says:

    From those of us out here on the interwebs that are single, best of luck.

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  4. Woody says:

    Good for you! Don’t fuck up.

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  5. LC Aggie Sith says:

    *wonders if ArmedGeek is on a date yet*

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  6. ArmedGeek says:

    Nope. Called her today, she works until late. I told her to call me if she feels like getting together after work.

  7. LC Aggie Sith says:

    Well, here’s hoping she calls *crosses fingers*


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  8. wamk says:

    When will we see a picture of her and her underboobs on here?

    just sayin’

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  9. Woody says:

    Yeah! Underboob photos are a MUST, or you’d just be a big hypocrite.

    After all, I posted a photo of my wife in a bikini didn’t I?

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  10. ArmedGeek says:

    That’s assuming I ever actually get to see underboob.

  11. ArmedGeek says:

    That would make for some pretty snappy first-date conversation.

  12. LC Aggie Sith says:

    I can see it now….

    “You know, I have a blog, full of fucking morons, and they were wondering if you wouldn’t mind….”


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  13. ArmedGeek says:

    Heh. I’m sure I’ve used worse lines over the years.

  14. David says:

    What you need is a film crew to follow you on your date… now, that’s the ticket. *heh*

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  15. Mustafa Falafa says:

    If this plays out right, AhmedGeek could discover the new hobby: beef curtains in blue cheese sauce.
    Or more likely, it could play itself out to the worn scenario:
    “Chick does strange thing, talking up a suspicious stranger for no apparent reason. Chick loses interest. Suspicious stranger lingers on, hoping for seconds. There are no seconds. Fin. “

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