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White Lightnin’

Posted by ArmedGeek on Saturday, November 21, 2009 in Entertainment

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Well in North Carolina, way back in the hills
Me and my old pappy had a hand in a still
We brewed white lightnin’ ’til the sun went down
Then he’d fill him a jug and he’d pass it around
Mighty, mighty pleasin, pappy’s corn squeezin’
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin’

Well the “G” men, “T” men, revenuers, too
Searchin’ for the place where he made his brew
They were looking, tryin to book him,
But my pappy kept a-cookin’
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin’

Well I asked my old pappy why he called his brew
White lightnin’ ’stead of mountain dew
I took a little sip and right away I knew
As my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue
Lightnin’ started flashin’ and thunder started crashin’
Shhhoooh . . . white lightnin’

Well the “G” men, “T” men, revenuers, too
Searchin’ for the place where he made his brew
They were looking, tryin to book him,
but my pappy kept a-cookin’
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin’

Well a city slicker came and he said “I’m tough”
I think I wanna taste that powerful stuff
He took one g-g-glug and drank it right down
And I heard him a moaning as he hit the ground
Mighty, mighty pleasin, pappy’s corn squeezin’
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin’

Well the “G” men, “T” men, revenuers, too
Searchin’ for the place where he made his brew
They were looking, tryin to book him,
but my pappy kept a-cookin’
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin’…

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  1. LC Aggie Sith says:

    This requires a drink with which to enjoy the music….

    *grabs Maker’s Mark*

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  2. Nicole says:

    Loved that song when I was younger. Still pretty catchy. :)

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  3. Tiberius says:

    Is it just me or does that guy look like Jim Carrey?

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  4. LC Aggie Sith says:

    THAT GUY????

    That just happens to be GEORGE JONES, King of Country!!!!

    Under no circumstances is he EVER to be referred to as “looking like Jim Carrey”!!!

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  5. Paulie says:

    I’m seeing the resemblance myself.

    Hey, it happens.

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  6. LC Aggie Sith says:

    Ok, maybe one can say, “Hey, Jim Carrey looks a bit like George Jones when he was young.”

    :D

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  7. Tiberius says:

    Well it doesn’t change the fact that he does look like Jim Carrey :P

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