Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
Where’s the media re: Iraq ?
From The Jawa Report:
iCasualties.org reports 11 Coalition fatalities in Iraq in November. There were 12 soldiers, 1 civilian worker and 1 unborn child killed by Major Nidal Hasan at Ft Hood on November 5th.
Oh, that’s why we never hear about Iraq anymore.
Milestone: 800 Comments
Well, here at Hookers & Booze we’ve reached our 800th comment. While certainly not as good as #400 (and i really don’t think that one will ever get topped).
The honor goes to TheDudeAbides who said:
Or how about shit-eating monkey-fucker?
Previous honorees:
400th Comment -- WAMK
200th Comment -- GWK
100th Comment -- LC Aggie Sith
Next stop is obviously #1600.
Chris Matthews, Traitor Du Jour
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTbJcixsLq8
I was trolling along Drudge Report, reading the not-so-favorable comments about our Resident-in-Chief, when this little nugget caught my eye: Chris Matthews calling WEST POINT the “ENEMY CAMP”. You can imagine the bile I felt rise when I heard that miserable communistic piece of putrid whale dung refer to our future men and women of the United States Army the ENEMY CAMP. I don’t believe he has ever referred to terrorists in such a manner. As far as I’m concerned, he can go to hell, and be Saddam’s little bitch, taking turns with every other despot he likes to stroke his needledick to every night.
Consider this your leave to cuss like sailors. Let’s see who can come up with the best description for this piece of human flotsam!








