Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
Bonus Hooker
You know, I’m not usually one that goes for the huge rack, but this chick is hot.

I want one.
What does Marsellus Wallace look like ?
I’d run across this a long time ago.
Kate Beckinsale + Booze
Now, I’m no marketing expert … but whoever came up with this is.

I’d intended to pick up a bottle of Absolut Mandrin even before I saw this. Really.
It is surprisingly rare when I get to use the booze tag and the hooker tag at the same time.
Women are Evil
Numbers don’t lie. The science is in. The debate is over
SnarkyBasterd ain’t the only one that can fuck up a website
Sorry, for the outage. I’d not been paying close enough attention to maintenance tasks.











