EPA has lost its mind
Posted by ArmedGeek on Monday, December 7, 2009 in AssHatery, ClimateGate, News
From Watts Up With That:
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency will early next week, possibly as soon as Monday, officially declare carbon dioxide a public danger, a trigger that could mean regulation for emitters across the economy, according to several people close to the matter.
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Hmm…The EPA will probably push for legislation forcing everyone to wear “breathing bags” which will collect the carbon dioxide as it is released via the mouth. Once filled, seal it, date/time stamp it and ship it to the EPA in an EPA-approved environmentally safe container to an approved location where it will be properly disposed of…..however, the bags will simply be thrown into a landfill by a group charging taxpayers for a service that they essentially won’t really perform, so in a few years, we’ll have many locations across the U.S., where there are millions of bags of carbon dioxide that have not been destroyed, and by the time the EPA realizes this, the bags will have degraded, releasing the carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, and the areas around the disposal sites will be marked by unprecedented tree and plant growth, which will usher in extreme climactic change on a level heretofore never witnessed by man, leading ultimately to unimaginable ecological consequences.
Oh, the horrors!
Well, fuck the EPA…they are just as complicit as the Hadley/Penn/NOAA people. As far as I’m concerned, they can go suck some CO
They should lead the way by stopping breathing.