I’ve been off-again on-again trying to make Mohammed appear on a grilled-cheese sandwich. You’d be surprised how hard that is to do and not make it look over-the-top. When I do… look out, fatwah, here we come!

The idea that you can be a group of radical fanatical asshole killers with camel breath and still have standards – really embarrassing for the washouts by the way – means that we live in a stranger world than even I imagined.

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Of course you have to be a special kind of idiot to want to blow yourself up anyhow.

Ok, now I have a headache. :p

Great Rant!the ULULUL.. line had me ROFLMFAO.

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That will leave the gay activists and extreme liberals in a quandary. Do they stand up for free speech, or do they stand up for the rights of muslims to kill the heretics that have those flyers on their doors? In the world of libs, you can’t say anything bad about either gays or muslims, so when one of those two is trying to kill the other, whatever will the poor libs do?

Oh, yeah, a week after doing that, we should tape the flyers to the door of every member of the NRA. That way, after waging war against gays, the jihadists will come to the doors of the NRA members, who will then send the idiots on to their paradise.

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While all mooselips may not be terrorists, almost every terrorist is a mooselip. Almost. I don’t imagine things like the IRA fall under their “guidance”, but, damn.

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Nice try, close #942. But you’re real mistake is thinking the next milestone is #1000.

It ain’t.

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