Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
Poor get poorer while the government gets richer
Here’s a little something that’ll give a you sick feeling:

From HotAir.
Update: As if that wasn’t enough … From WAMK:

The Other Side of 007
Yes, we all know James Bond, Agent 007, is a suave, debonair killer who is a one-man petri dish, but did you know he is also a crooner?? Here are some clips of our beloved assassin warbling away.
I shall begin with Sean Connery, who could screech like a dying vulture for all I care. The man was voted Sexiest Man Alive at the age of 59, setting a record for the oldest man to win that title, and if that wasn’t enough, he won Sexiest Man of the Century at the age of 69. Behold the sweet sound of Connery, in the film, Darby O’Gill and the Little People:
And now, for the better clotheshorse, Roger Moore. Sexy as hell, but not quite pedestal-worthy, mostly due to not being Sean Connery. Still, it takes a man with true class to sing with The Muppets:








