Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
Retro Hooker
I figure after the terrorist news, I owed y’all a hooker.
Judge tosses out most evidence on Gitmo detainee
From PublicOpinionOnline:
A federal judge has tossed out most of the government’s evidence against a tarrorism detainee on grounds his confessions were coerced, allegedly by U.S. forces, before he became a prisoner at Guantanamo Bay.
In a ruling this week, U.S. District Judge Thomas Hogan also said the government failed to establish that 23 statements the detainee made to interrogators at Guantanamo Bay were untainted by the earlier coerced statements made while he was held under harsh conditions in Afghanistan.
However, the judge said statements he made during two military administrative hearings at the U.S. detention center in Cuba, where he was assisted by a personal representative, were reliable and sufficient to justify holding the detainee.
Musa’ab Omar Al Madhwani allegedly engaged in a 2 1/2-hour firefight with Pakistani authorities before his capture in a Karachi apartment in 2002.
Doesn’t that just make you feel all warm inside ?
From Ace:
No surprise. Either the courts must accept — and bless as Constitutional — the extraordinary treatment due to these vile monsters, and thus bless such treatment for all criminal suspects in the United States (plainly a hateful conclusion), or they must toss out all the evidence against them and set terrorists free.
And he’s right. This is precisely why these motherfuckers have been kept out of the country. This is what happens when elected officials make decisions based on the way they think things should would as opposed to the way things actually do work.
And these are the morons who style themselves as being based in reality.
Quote of the Week
We have Booze of the Week, Hooker of the Week, and I just could not pass this up:
“Let me buy a [security] pass … so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane.” — James Carville
Yes, the Ragin’ Cajun will do anything to get on a plane. Nevermind that airport scanners only measure radiation and explosives levels.
Don’t worry, Mr. Carville….even if the scanners did measure the length of any extremeties, it would not take very long to measure yours, I’m sure.









