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Movies 2009
Well, I guess since everyone else is doing it, I may as well throw something together. I am not a movie critic. I can either give a thumbs up or down or write a fucking book on why a movie is good or bad, I can’t seem to find any middle ground there.
My Favorite Movie of 2009: Zombieland.
I know, I know, that sounds soooo odd. 1) Zombieland was funny and entertaining, 2) It added new ideas (the rules) to zombie movies, 3) (this is the big one) I honestly can’t think of anything that could be added or removed to make the movie substantially better.
Here’s the list of 2009 movies that I have seen (in no particular order):
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Better Off Ted
Below is an outtake from the Better Off Ted episode wherein there’s a wee typo that leads to all kinds of fun. Warning, Moron levels of language are included.
Also, I find the formula interesting and wish to subscribe to its newsletter. And if you aren’t watching Ted, you really really should be.
Stolen in its entirety from doubleplusundead.
Stoned Out of His Mind
Fresh from his success over his historical blockbuster, “W”, and following in the footsteps of his highly-acclaimed documentary, “Comandante”, Oliver Stone prepares to indoctri-- I mean, educate the masses with his newest work, a ten-part documentary series for Showtime called, “Secret History of America”:
Director Oliver Stone’s upcoming Showtime documentary miniseries “Secret History of America” promises to put mass murderers such as Stalin and Hitler “in context.”"Stalin, Hitler, Mao, McCarthy — these people have been vilified pretty thoroughly by history,” Stone told reporters at the Television Critics Association’s semi-annual press tour in Pasadena.
Let’s see now…..”Uncle Joe” Stalin’s body count: between 20 and 40 million; Adolph Hitler’s body count: almost 6 million Jews, and over 6 million others; Mao Tse Tung’s body count: nearly 77 million; Senator Joseph McCarthy’s body count: anyone? Anyone? Bueller?? Yes, all four are vilified, but the difference is, the right vilifies the killers, whereas the left vilifies the one who exposed communists in our government (in fairness, some on the left do tend to draw the line at Hitler, because his body count was racially motivated). I don’t see Mr. Stone making a documentary of just how misunderstood Sen. McCarthy was, do you? (more…)
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