Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
Brown Wins; Obama Blames Bush!!!!
It was with joy and glee, and a girlie drink, that I watched the returns come in from the Massachusett(e)s Senate race. For fun, I flipped the channel over from Fox News, to (P)MSNBC. My joy was unbridled as I watched Olbermoron grind his teeth in anger, Madcow gnash about how the democrats need to move further to the left to win, and Chrissy Matthews’ tear-stained face. Not to be stifled, Olbermoron went on a slanderous tirade against Senator-elect Brown, proving once again that, if liberals can’t win, they will throw a tantrum and call names.
Today I find the spinning to be just as enjoyable. First there is this from Politico:
Sen. Russ Feingold (D-Wis.) told a local reporter, “It’s probably back to the drawing board on health care, which is unfortunate.” Rep. Bill Delahunt (D-Mass.) told MSNBC this morning he will advise Democratic leaders to scrap the big bill and move small, more popular pieces that can attract Republicans. And Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) said his leadership is “whistling past the graveyard” if they think Brown’s win won’t force a rethinking of the health care plan.
“Here’s my assessment of not just the vote in Massachusetts, but the mood around the country: the same thing that swept Scott Brown into office swept me into office,” the president said in an exclusive interview with ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos. “People are angry and they are frustrated. Not just because of what’s happened in the last year or two years, but what’s (sic) happened over the last eight years.”
So, it’s Bush’s fault Massachusett(e)s voted a Republican for the Senate seat, see??
UPDATE: Head on over to The Rottweiler for some Teh Funneh!!!








