Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
Schadenfreude, Served Cold
Well, this week brought monumental happenings around our country. It all began thusly:
Scott Brown wins Massachusett(e)s Senate race. The so-called Bluest State votes for a Republican. A shot heard ’round the country, no doubt. Prez Obama’s Midas Touch strikes again.
Senate healthcare plan is DOA. MaDamn Pelosi grudgingly admits she doesn’t have the votes. With the MA election still smoldering their backsides, Congressional Dems are slowing down the ramming of the DeathCare bill to a crawl. Can you say, “writing on the wall”?
Air America is dead. Ok, a two-edged machete here. On one hand, it proves to those of us with more than two functioning brain cells that leftist propaganda tends to fail in our society. On the other hand, it may be the open window the left is looking for in order to push for a new Fairness Doctrine.
UN abandons “Climate Change” deadline. Not directly our turf, but don’t forget Prez Obama went over to Hopenchangen to help push this through.
And finally, the Supreme Court deals McCain/ Feingold a deadly blow. Justice Kennedy (no relation, but again, I love the irony) wrote for the majority: “This is unlawful. The First Amendment confirms the freedom to think for ourselves.” There is hope this atrocity of a law can yet die. The Administration is preparing a bipartisan ”forceful response”, and I am eagerly awaiting the release of Hillary: The Movie.
So, there you have it: the week in review, a week that should have been the crowning jewel in Prez Obama’s first year anniversary as CnC. Instead, it shows his crown to be made of tin foil and stickers. My cup runneth over.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bathe in chocolate. ![]()








