Cracked: 6 Reasons Homemade Porn Is a Worse Idea Than You Think
Posted by ArmedGeek on Monday, January 25, 2010 in Teh Funny
While their asses look like sparkling puckers of sanitation and delight, fashioned from the finest alabaster and stank, mine looks like the Sarlacc that ate Boba Fett. It has no business on camera and chances are yours will be just as atrocious.
Have you ever been in a public restroom when an overweight man in a hurry comes in? And you’re forced to take the next stall and just sit in silent horror and listen as he tries to both get comfortable and stave off an aneurysm? Why is there is much heavy breathing? And squishing? And then wet plops. That’s what homemade porn sounds like.
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Holy hell, you are a sick man, ArmedGeek. No wonder I like you
That was hilarious!!!!
…And then wet plops.
Yes. Thank you. I din’t want to eat lunch today anyway.
Some things are just better off unsaid. Now I need to scrub my mind’s eye with bleach, excuse me.
LOLOL…..okay, this was sick and wrong, but true, all too true.
I have some bad memories of public restrooms, so I can relate. Don’t worry, I won’t go into details, lol.
CF, that’s just ick…Ick….ICK….ICK!!!!!
Let’s see if I can get this to work… Peter Griffin and Michael Moore-on go into adjoining stalls in the public restroom… (If it doesn’t work, I’ll put the URL in the next comment.)
Okay, since I couldn’t get that embed to work, I’ll just post the link to the video.
Note: Don’t have any liquids in your mouth when you click that link.
Oh no. You don’t have to worry about me doing something crazy like that. I’ll stick to innocuous stuff like filming my dog’s crazy antics.
You sick bastard.
Damnit, where’s the Brain Bleach™?