Miracle Not For Sale on eBay
So last week we had that horrible bout of global warming that set record lows throughout the country (has anyone spotted The Goron??), and freaking out like I usually do over cold weather, I went around checking the furnace a record-setting 15 times in two days, the pipes a record-breaking 25 times, and the heating pad every 15 minutes. Kids thought I was nuts until they had to go out to scoop up the dog poo (AHA! Glad it’s not my job). One of the things I did was set the two outside spigots on a slow drip, like an IV only not as cool or as life-saving. And God, in his infinite wisdom, mercy, and wicked sense of humor, sent me a miracle:
Not as cool as The Bloggess’ miracle lawn boobie, but at least she could have sold hers on eBay before it was stolen. Unlucky for me, ice melts in FedEx transit.
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Nice lawn cockey!
Its…its…its a HOLY LAWN FIST!
Aggie, did ya’ see Gawd afterwards? (Or during?)
BC– lawn cockey??? Priceless!!!
As to the other comment…
McGoo– I can’t wait to see LK’s graphic on your comment
Alright, we’ll try this one more time and that’s it…
That looks suspiciously similar to this…
ROFL! Perfect.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE–IT LUBES ITSELF!!!
And in Southern Texas.
cbullitt, you bastich….I coughed up a lung at your comment!
Yeah, cmblake, Southern Texas, which is why it was a fuckin’ miracle!!
A holy lawn fist? All sorts of unsavory images. Dare I ask? No… don’t tell me.
“Lubes itself” kind of does.
There is nothing I can say that’s better than “lawn cockey”.
Total awesomeness.
Has anyone shown this to madam speaker yet?
‘Right up her alley.
OMIGOD!!!!
JENNY, THE BLOGGESS!!!!!
I am totally honored!!!!
The closest I ever came to such Godhood was when Anthony Watts once commented on my blog.
But it was only to tell me I had installed his solar flux widget incorrectly.
*Hangs head in shame, mutters into kitchen*
Frosty the Blowman
If you add a little food dye and flavoring to the house’s water supply, you can have Cocksicles® to sell to all of the lonely housewives in the neighborhood after the next wave of Glow Bull Worming™ cums blasting through…
BC, or Creamsicles ™ perhaps? *grin*
The question for our time:
“How many licks does it take to get to the creamy goodness at the center of a Cocksicle™?
(PS: Thanks for the “inspiration”, Guy S.)
I bet that’ll cool off the snooch of the ’70s retro chick over at cbullitt’s place today.
Wow… You use MiracleGro™ on your lawn?