Comments on: Miracle Not For Sale on eBay

By: sig94

sig94 — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:08:23 +0000

Wow… You use MiracleGro™ on your lawn?

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By: Snarky Basterd

Snarky Basterd — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:36:03 +0000

I bet that’ll cool off the snooch of the ’70s retro chick over at cbullitt’s place today.

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By: B.C.

B.C. — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 17:15:08 +0000

The question for our time:

“How many licks does it take to get to the creamy goodness at the center of a Cocksicle™?

(PS: Thanks for the “inspiration”, Guy S.)

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By: Guy S

Guy S — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 17:10:04 +0000

BC, or Creamsicles ™ perhaps? *grin*

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By: B.C.

B.C. — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 16:37:06 +0000

If you add a little food dye and flavoring to the house’s water supply, you can have Cocksicles® to sell to all of the lonely housewives in the neighborhood after the next wave of Glow Bull Worming™ cums blasting through…

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By: B.C.

B.C. — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 16:32:38 +0000

Frosty the Blowman

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By: cbullitt

cbullitt — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 02:39:09 +0000

The closest I ever came to such Godhood was when Anthony Watts once commented on my blog.

But it was only to tell me I had installed his solar flux widget incorrectly.

*Hangs head in shame, mutters into kitchen*

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By: LC Aggie Sith

LC Aggie Sith — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 01:59:10 +0000

OMIGOD!!!!

JENNY, THE BLOGGESS!!!!!

I am totally honored!!!!

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By: Cheapshot911

Cheapshot911 — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 01:07:21 +0000

Has anyone shown this to madam speaker yet?
‘Right up her alley.

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By: Jenny, Bloggess

Jenny, Bloggess — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 00:48:53 +0000

There is nothing I can say that’s better than “lawn cockey”.

Total awesomeness.

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