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Stoned Out of His Mind

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, January 10, 2010 in AssHatery, History, Movies

Fresh from his success over his historical blockbuster, W”, and following in the footsteps of his highly-acclaimed documentary, “Comandante”, Oliver Stone prepares to indoctri-- I mean, educate the masses with his newest work, a ten-part documentary series for Showtime called, “Secret History of America”:

Director Oliver Stone’s upcoming Showtime documentary miniseries “Secret History of America” promises to put mass murderers such as Stalin and Hitler “in context.”"Stalin, Hitler, Mao, McCarthy — these people have been vilified pretty thoroughly by history,” Stone told reporters at the Television Critics Association’s semi-annual press tour in Pasadena.

Let’s see now…..”Uncle Joe” Stalin’s body count: between 20 and 40 million; Adolph Hitler’s body count: almost 6 million Jews, and over 6 million others; Mao Tse Tung’s body count: nearly 77 million; Senator Joseph McCarthy’s body count: anyone? Anyone? Bueller?? Yes, all four are vilified, but the difference is, the right vilifies the killers, whereas the left vilifies the one who exposed communists in our government (in fairness, some on the left do tend to draw the line at Hitler, because his body count was racially motivated). I don’t see Mr. Stone making a documentary of just how misunderstood Sen. McCarthy was, do you?

“Stalin has a complete other story,” Stone said. “Not to paint him as a hero, but to tell a more factual representation. He fought the German war machine more than any single person. We can’t judge people as only ‘bad’ or ‘good.’

Because (insert favorite deity here) forbid we rely on a moral compass to tell us the difference between “good” and “evil”!! Everything is relative!!!

“Hitler is an easy scapegoat throughout history and its been used cheaply.”

Yes, mostly by the left, and used in conjunction with the word “Bush”. By the way, that is a direct quote from the link, and I wonder if anyone even bothered to proofread it.

“I’ve been able to walk in Stalin’s shoes and Hitler’s shoes to understand their point of view.”

Just how many people has Mr. Stone killed off for his Greater Good???

“We’re going to educate our minds and liberalize them and broaden them. We want to move beyond opinions … Go into the funding of the Nazi party. How many American corporations were involved, from GM through IBM.”

Translation: I want to indoctrinate as many young minds into the horrid cabal that is American Capitalism because it is just like Bu$Hitler!!!!

Working in collaboration with Mr. Stone is none other than Professor Peter Kuznick, who teaches at American University. The author of “Beyond the Laboratory: Scientists as Political Activists in 1930s America”, and coeditor of “Rethinking Cold War Culture”, Professor Kuznick is currently writing a book about scientists’ opposition to the Vietnam War. To say he leans left is an understatement.

“He’s not saying we’re going to come out with a more positive view of Hitler,” emphasized professor Peter Kuznick, the lead writer on the project. “But we’re going to describe him as a historical phenomenon and not just somebody who appeared out of nowhere.”

HITLER appeared out of nowhere???? Who the hell even thinks Hitler came out of nowhere??? And WTF kind of professor is this to think anyone would?? Does he not teach History? Or is he more interested in getting Hollywood speakers for his classes? Scary to know Mr. Stone wants to send this documentary to schools across the country, and that Prof. Kuznick will be using it as part of his curriculum.

Mr. Stone goes on to claim that conservative pundits will dislike the show:

“Obviously, Rush Limbaugh is not going to like this history and, as usual, we’re going to get those kind of ignorant attacks,” said Stone, who also also compared the experience of sympathizing with war criminals to making his “W” movie about George W. Bush.

See?? Bush = Hitler. Of course, Mr. Stone believes The New York Times is “The Middle”. Some idiots never change.

Bring on the comments

  1. Tiberius says:

    All this is proof of why we need to treat leftists exactly like their heroes Mao, Stalin, Hitler, Pot et al treated people – so they can learn first hand the difference and show them the end point of the policies they advocate.

    Nothing less will get the message across.

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  2. David says:

    “‘Uncle Joe’ Stalin’s body count: between 20 and 40 million.. ”

    Some _start_ Stalin’s count at ~40million on the low end… The Ukrainian famine/execution figures, for example, are usually pegged at around 7 million, in deference to Russian “historians” though Ukrainian records reflect upwards of 9 million. Other figures concerning Cossacks, Estonians, Latvians and Lithuanians and others follow the same pattern: minimizing by Russian “historians” with large differentials reported by the populations that actually bore the brunt of Stalin’s purges.

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  3. I’m pretty sure Stalin’s count is much higher, David. I was being *ahem* conservative in the estimation. ;)

  4. Read Ann Coulters book on the McCarthy era and you’ll find that he wasn’t really the issue – the MSM was.

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  5. I did, McGoo….awesome book. I was just appalled at the moral equivalency with which Stone lumps McCarthy with bloodthirsty dictators.

  6. cmblake6 says:

    But what is OUR body count going to be when we start eliminating the communists?

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  7. Nicole says:

    Putting Hitler in context… just jaw droppingly asinine. Like history has never been taught to anyone before these cockholsters decided to give their hands a go at it.

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  8. Guy S says:

    So Oliver Stone is going to bless us with a bit of “celluloid revisionist history”, is he?

    Well, being that those on the “right” and or “constitutionally supportive side” of things have been said to be of unsound mind or mentally unbalanced, I thought I would ask the “many voices in my head” just what they thought of this.

    Let’s see:
    The Pre-Bolshevik Russian Cossack (Great grand father, mother’s side) says, “They bitched about how things were under the Tzars, boy did they get a real wake up under “Uncle Joe” Stalin!” “Mother Russia is still bleeding from that байстрюк’s reign.

    The Czech and Hungarian/Transylvanian says, “Between Hitler and Stalin … there is a choice? Both were evil personified … perhaps the only real question is which guzzles more demonic jiz from their dark lords loins.”

    The Yiddish side just shakes its head wondering not so much why this oxygen thief is allowed to produce such tripe, but more importantly, why so many pay attention to what he puts out, and attach credence to it.

    Tallying the voices …
    Oliver Stone is a cum-bubble on Michael Moore’s inner thigh: 4

    Oliver Stone is a film and documentary maker extraordinaire: 0

    But I am just a “right wing reactionary gun loving extremist” (being a vet and all), so what do I know!

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  9. FiveofClubs says:

    The difference between Oliver Stone and Michael Moore is that Stone is a film maker first, and a liberal wack job second. Moore is just a whack job.

    At least Oliver Stone got something right by being so wrong…

    Gordon Gecko rocks!

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  10. Deb S. says:

    There are so very few big Hollywood movies I can stand to watch anymore, and so-called “documentaries” don’t make the list at all.

    I can imagine Stone’s logic though. Lessee… Hitler was an alterboy… Bush is Christian… some Christians are alterboys… therefore, Bush has to be Hitler.

    Wheee. Why don’t they share their drugs?

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  11. Deb S. says:

    Oh wait. Isn’t Obama Christian too?

    ’nuff said.

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  12. Oliver Stone……I think I saw one movie of his, Platoon, back in the eighties when it first came out. Never saw a need to watch it again, and I haven’t seen anything else the fucker has made.

    What would be fitting would be for his new documentary to start airing, and then for it to be dropped after only a couple of weeks due to the dismal viewership.

    Actually, I can think of better things to do with Stone, but I think beating him, tying him up, making him watch while every single copy of everything he has ever made is thrown into the fire, then beating him again before dumping him in the pacific a mile off shore to give him at least a fighting chance of swimming to safety, would probably land me in prison, and I’d rather not live out that scenario.

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