Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
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It has been requested by a few of you, and so, I shall deliver. New caption contest for y’all to enjoy!
There is one caption that just screams at me here, but it wouldn’t be fair for me to participate ![]()
Have fun!
Update (ArmedGeek): I added little rating widgets to the comments so y’all can just + or -- the captions you like.
Did ya hear ?
Murtha’s dead.
Via FoxNews:
“Congressman John P. Murtha (PA-12) passed away peacefully this afternoon at 1:18 p.m. at Virginia Hospital Center in Arlington, Va. At his bedside was his family,” read a statement from his office.
I can’t say that I care terribly much that the guy is dead. The special election will likely be entertaining.








