Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
Hooker of the Week
I’d hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of England.
Texas Conservative’s Blog
I’d like to highlight a new addition to the blogroll. Texas Conservative’s Blog is all over the Texas Gubernatorial race in ways far better than I.
Here’s a point-by-point dismantling of KBH:
The first debate has come and gone, and the clear loser was the 16 year Senator whose votes are coming back to show Texans she has a record…one she cannot defend.
For those who are involved in the Republican Party, it is known that there are three legs to the stool: Fiscal, Social, and National Security. Now for races on a state level, only the first two legs receive attenion….and will the candidates get questioned on. So, considering national security will not be playing a big roll in the Texas Governor’s race, Senator Hutchison’s campaign is perhaps the most dire of straits since it began.
Go Read. I’ll wait.
Medina sounds like a Truther
Here’s to hoping we’ve heard the last out of this one.
Caption Contest Kudos
Thanks to all who participated in the second caption contest. I have to admit to chortling at a few, but one was voted “well loved” above the rest. The winner this week is Tiberius with:
“Now what I’m going to do, is sneak up on him, and jam my thumb in his butthole”
And honorable mention goes to Hank Scorpio with:
If that motherfucker bows to one more foreign king, I swear I’m gonna put my thumb through his fuckin eye! I mean it! I’ll turn it to fuckin jelly, I shit you not!!
Of course, I must share my caption now, since I was unqualified to post it before:
“See? I can totally replace Simon Cowell on American Idol!!!”
Thanks for playing! 
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