Caption Contest Kudos

Thanks to all who participated in the second caption contest. I have to admit to chortling at a few, but one was voted “well loved” above the rest. The winner this week is Tiberius with:

“Now what I’m going to do, is sneak up on him, and jam my thumb in his butthole”

And honorable mention goes to Hank Scorpio with:

If that motherfucker bows to one more foreign king, I swear I’m gonna put my thumb through his fuckin eye! I mean it! I’ll turn it to fuckin jelly, I shit you not!!

Of course, I must share my caption now, since I was unqualified to post it before:

“See? I can totally replace Simon Cowell on American Idol!!!”

Thanks for playing!