Karma and I Have Stuff in Common
Yes, we are both bitches. Also, I can levitate. However, unlike me who just tends to nag, Karma is as subtle as playing pizzicato with a jackhammer on a Stradivarius. Take today’s example:
Durham police arrested Duke lacrosse accuser Crystal Gale Mangum, 33, late Wednesday after she allegedly assaulted her boyfriend, set his clothes on fire in a bathtub and threatened to stab him.
First rule of “D-list” celebrity notoriety: when you have been caught lying, STFU and disappear. Do NOT bring more attention to yourself. Especially after writing a book best classified as a pityfest. Or bad fiction.
Police charged her with attempted first-degree murder, five counts of arson, assault and battery, communicating threats, three counts of misdemeanor child abuse, injury to personal property, identity theft and resisting a public officer.
Looks like Ms. Magnum is moving on up! Not only did she beat up and throw things at her boyfriend, threaten his life, and set his clothes on fire, she did so after the police responded to the domestic disturbance call, no doubt placed by one of the three children present. But what about that “identity theft” charge??
Officers said Mangum gave them a fake name, “Marella Mangum,” and age, prompting the identity theft charge. She also resisted the officers who responded to the scene, according to police documents.
A bit late to think of that, don’t you think??
Her bond was set at $1 million. Mangum has been appointed a public defender and is scheduled to appear in court on Feb. 22.
Well, maybe she can ask Mike Nifong to represent her. I hear he needs a job.
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LOLOLOLOL
Yeah, there definitely is justice in the universe.
But, um….you can levitate?
As I told The Bloggess at comment #46:
LOL, Great post, and the Nifong line is a Classic!
And here comes Super Aggie, clearing whole racks in a single bound, on her unending quest for Prada boots, lol.
The Nifong barb is particularly delish, LC!
I’m wondering about the being charged with “communicating threats.” That’s a crime? Really? Hm. Remind me to tone down the “I’ll cut ya…”
Nicole, perhaps this badge would help:
http://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/be-nice1.jpg
Sent it along to Laura
I love it when folks I label “gutter-trash” publicly prove my evaluation to be accurate.
Schadenfreude? Oh yes, most definitely…
This is clearly the fault of those white Duke lacrosse players.
See, if they hadn’t raped her, she wouldn’t have had emotional troubles from the attack. If they wouldn’t have raped her, she wouldn’t have had the media coverage prying in to her life. If they wouldn’t have raped her, no one would know her name.
So it all comes back to the rich white kids who raped her. It’s their fault that she has emotional distress, which caused her to try and kill her boyfriend, and torch his clothes.
Get Al and Jesse down there ASAP.
What? She wasn’t raped?
Then it’s the fault of the white DA who dragged her unwillingly into this mess. It’s the fault of the white DA who coached her allegations, and put her under the media spotlight. It’s the fault of the Duke professors who “forced” her to continue her case, because they signed that petition. It’s the fault of the white DA who caused the emotional scars which later made her try to kill her boyfriend.
Instead of being charged with attempted murder, we should be showering her with kindness, helping her to deal with the demons in her mind, brought on by the white people who put her in this mess to begin with.
Why is the justice system so racist?
She is the real victim here.
(How long before we hear someone on the Left using the above as a line of defense for her?)
Damn, WAMK….you know that is exactly how she’ll play it!
Why hasn’t His Wholly Reluctance said the “police acted stupidly?”
They are obviously…RACIST!!!! Eleventy!!!!