The Things You Find….

So, I was a bit busy this weekend with numerous school projects, which also necessitated me to run a few errands. The first trip out took me to Toys “R” Us, Purgatory on Earth for all parents. While looking for small jungle animals for a diorama, I get sidetracked by this:

Seriously, what kind of a twisted sicko would do this?? Needless to say, my son thought it was just awesome….

Unfortunately, I was leaving the shopping center when we remembered modeling clay. I ducked in a parking lot to turn around, when my eyes lighted on this:

Proof positive oriental food proprietors need to consult Urban Dictionary before opening for business. In fact, everyone should consult Urban Dictionary before naming anything. However, sometimes consulting Urban Dictionary can be a beneficial tool when attracting customers:

Ok, I’ll admit to laughing at this one