Warning!
Posted by ArmedGeek on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 in Extra Hookers

Bonus Hooker under the fold. I promise.
Conspiracy theories are flypaper to the weak minded.
— Jackpine Savage

Bonus Hooker under the fold. I promise.
The chat is now a permanent feature of H&B.
If you are motivated, you can connect directly to our IRC server with any IRC client.
Server: irc.hookersandbooze.com
Port: 6667
Channel: #hookersandbooze





Damn! I didn’t know alcohol could impair eyesight that much!!!
Thank goodness for the hooker
Yep. Beer goggles have done more to harm mankind than all the Barney, Wiggles, and Rachel Ray shows combined. (Rosie O’Donnell blows the curve so I don’t include her – she’s a six-sigma train-wreck of a human being)
The hooker saved my eyesight. They were shriveling up in my head until I caught a glimpse and they restored themselves. A miracle, and how!
Always, always, always, make sure of who you are with before you take even your first sip.
Otherwise, you could wake up to this:
http://giovanniworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/code_pink.jpg
Oh, and the bonus hooker?
Niiiiice.
Oh, gag….
Damn my eyes for clicking on that link, CF.
CF, you owe me a new keyboard (kbds just do NOT work well with a beer shower… )
I can honestly say I’ve never had quite that badly of a distortion due to the booze … and I KNOW my booze. Big girls, for me, have never diminished when viewed through shot glasses (as I now hold up my favorite double shot glass from Oberfirch im Schwarzwald, procured on a dangerous mission 20 some years ago into the depths of Strasbourg, Germany, to … ahem … rescue a fraulein from being less wicked than she could possibly be … given a few more shots … und mein Glas ist jetzt von voll mit Jaegarmeister) Ich muss sagen.