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Posted by ArmedGeek on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 in Extra Hookers



Bonus Hooker under the fold. I promise.

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  1. Damn! I didn’t know alcohol could impair eyesight that much!!!

    Thank goodness for the hooker ;)

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  2. Lemur King says:

    Yep. Beer goggles have done more to harm mankind than all the Barney, Wiggles, and Rachel Ray shows combined. (Rosie O’Donnell blows the curve so I don’t include her – she’s a six-sigma train-wreck of a human being)

    The hooker saved my eyesight. They were shriveling up in my head until I caught a glimpse and they restored themselves. A miracle, and how!

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  3. Always, always, always, make sure of who you are with before you take even your first sip.

    Otherwise, you could wake up to this:

    http://giovanniworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/code_pink.jpg

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  4. Oh, and the bonus hooker?

    Niiiiice.

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  5. Oh, gag….

    Damn my eyes for clicking on that link, CF.

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  6. David says:

    CF, you owe me a new keyboard (kbds just do NOT work well with a beer shower… )

    ;-)

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  7. I can honestly say I’ve never had quite that badly of a distortion due to the booze … and I KNOW my booze. Big girls, for me, have never diminished when viewed through shot glasses (as I now hold up my favorite double shot glass from Oberfirch im Schwarzwald, procured on a dangerous mission 20 some years ago into the depths of Strasbourg, Germany, to … ahem … rescue a fraulein from being less wicked than she could possibly be … given a few more shots … und mein Glas ist jetzt von voll mit Jaegarmeister) Ich muss sagen.

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