Headlines
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
I guess JoePa can discuss with God if he "did the right thing" now..
Caption Contest!!
That’s right, kids! Time again for another caption contest, and time to announce the winner of the last one. I decided to stay away from any pics of Pelosi. I need a break from that…. Anyway, without further ado, here you go:
Saw it yesterday, and just had to do it. And the winner of the last caption contest is WAMK with:
“Mr. President, is that a roll of dimes in your pocket?”
Enjoy! ![]()
Retro Hooker
Thanks in part to cbullitt, I present to you Ms. Raquel Welch, aged 40:
And Raquel Welch, today: (more…)
The Goliad Massacre
This Saturday, we found ourselves doing a bit of traveling to Goliad, Texas. It was on March 27th, 1836, that the infamous Goliad Massacre took place at Presidio La Bahia. Everyone knows the story of the Alamo, but few know about Goliad. It was the scene of the worst massacre in Texas history. There were 342 men murdered, with only 28 men escaping, with the help of the Angel of Goliad, and 17 being spared, due to the intervention of a colonel. This barbaric act by General Santa Anna cemented him as a cruel and brutal man, and rallied the people of Texas, along with the U.S., Great Britain and France, into defeating him and establishing the Republic of Texas.
As per Texas law, fields cannot be mowed until wildflowers have gone to seed. We had a spectacular view of Texas wildflowers: (more…)
Shit I Cannot Make Up
One of the things I like to do is read how pseudo-journalists bounce back from tremedous failures, or the run-of-the-mill foot-in-mouth syndrome. Nothing exemplifies this better than Anderson “My Mom is Gloria Vanderbilt” Cooper. Fresh off his fabulous Jeopardy! appearance, where he lost to Cheech Marin, Anderson “I Wear Prada” Cooper has decided to quell vicious rumors about his sexuality take a brave step and challenge nature:
60 Minutes: Anderson Cooper Takes an Unprotected Swim With Great White Sharks
At first, I thought he was going to attend the annual American Trial Lawyers Association shindig at the Wynn in Las Vegas. But no… Anderson “I’m Too Sexy For Your TV” Cooper means actual sharks:
CNN’s Anderson Cooper joins “The Sharkman” on “60 Minutes” for an unprotected swim with the ocean’s most feared predator.
Do you know why he is going “unprotected”? Because even sharks have standards.
Image of the Century
What Change Looks Like
Creatively borrowed from Logistics Monster. Make it go viral. It’s a moral imperative.
Woe, Canada
For days I have been following the Ann Coulter-goes-to-Canada controversy. It all started when she was invited to speak at the University of Ottawa by the International Free Press Society, as part of a three-stop tour. Liberals immediately went batshit:
Local activist and one-time NDP candidate Megan Walker says of Coulter, “She’s venomous . . . She crosses the line and promotes hatred and violence.”
But it’s perfectly ok for Ms. Walker to say that about anyone. You see, the group wanted to teach the locals what “freedom of speech” means, and they chose to do so by bringing Ms. Coulter to the campus. Needless to say, they failed. But how they failed is rich with irony. The first salvo was fired by none other than Francois Houle, the university provost. He decided to send Ms. Coulter a thinly veiled threat an e-mail. In it he explains that since “free speech” in Canada is curtailed, anything she says that might be construed as promotion of hatred towards any group can be considered a criminal act. In essence, she was threatened with jail for a speech she had not yet given. So, what is a frail flower like Ms. Coulter to do? She files a complaint with the Human Rights Commission.
“I’m sure the Human Rights Commission will get to the bottom of it,” Coulter said to loud cheers from the 800-strong audience. “I think I’m the victim of a hate crime here. Either what (Mr. Houle) did was a hate crime, or the whole commission is BS.”
The second salvo in this saga was fired by students of the university. About 2,000 students converged at Marion Hall, posing a security threat, and requiring ten Ottawa police cars to respond. The organizers were forced to cancel Ms. Coulter’s scheduled appearance because they could no longer guarantee her safety:
“It would be physically dangerous for Ann Coulter to proceed with this event,” said conservative political activist Ezra Levant inside the hall. “This is an embarrassing day for the University of Ottawa and their student body . . . who chose to silence her through threats and intimidation.”
One of the protest organizers, an international studies student, was very pleased they were able to stop the scheduled speech:
“What Ann Coulter is practicing is not free speech, it’s hate speech,” [Mike Fancie] said. “She’s targeted the Jews, she’s targeted the Muslims, she’s targeted Canadians, homosexuals, women, almost everybody you could imagine.”
That’s called equal opportunity, you fucking moron. He sees no irony in his actions. None of those so-called students do. But then again, apparently you do have the right to be offended in Canada. If it weren’t for the western provinces, I would write that country off as completely lost to political correctness. They should learn how to avoid extinction from the happenings in their motherlands. I like you, Canada. You have given me enormous joy with hockey and bacon. But you have failed. This was an intervention, and you had to go off the wagon. Hope that swill of PCness tasted good, because it’s killing you.
Hooker of the Week
Because there’s always time to enjoy snoochery:
And after yesterday, I’m sure the guys needed a boost…. *snicker*
The Stupak, It Burns*
*Creatively borrowed from Red State Witch:

And one of my favorites I found on Facebook:
As Phyllis Schlafly said, the “pro-life democrat” is nothing but a myth. Thank you, Mr. Stupak, for clarifying once and for all that your quest for power comes before the will of your people. They won’t soon forget, and neither will we. As a matter of fact, I just donated to Dr. Benishek’s campaign, and it looks like he is getting plenty of support.
/sbin/shutdown -h now
Time for me to unplug for a while.
I can’t take it anymore
No, this ain’t about healthcare, or ACORN or any of a thousand other things dickheads in DC are doing to try to kill us all.
They’re remaking The Rockford Files …
“Rockford,” written and executive produced by “House” creator David Shore and executive produced by Steve Carell, stars Mulroney as roguish private detective Jim Rockford, a role originated by James Garner in the original series, which aired from 1974 to 1980 on NBC.
Bridges will play his father and closest friend, Rocky, a truck driver who always helps his son in a tough situation, though he tends to offer a commentary that Jim doesn’t always appreciate. Noah Beery, Jr. played the role on the original series.














