I don’t speak female speak, I don’t understand it in written form, and even translated it makes less sense than seal barks. — The Glorious Lemur King

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Mar 2

Boob Belt Widens, Inhofe Shocked

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, March 2, 2010 in Friendly Wager

On a wager from cbullitt, some of us intrepid bloggers decided to test the consensus-infested waters, and see if the name INHOFE attracts “fragmentary sci-gibberish” spam from esteemed (as in “steaming piles of regurgitated flotsam”) institutes of higher learning, like UCLA, mostly in the Southern California region. I couldn’t just post a title, so I decided to pay tribute to Snarky Basterd:

MORE BOOB BELT!!!! She just can’t seem to leave that belt alone…..

Mar 2

Punishment via Taxes

Posted by ArmedGeek on Tuesday, March 2, 2010 in Politics

I was reading this over at AIR.

First: Punish something and you get less of it. Let’s be more specific: Tax the everloving shit out of people who make money, and their incentive to make more money will drop. Either that or they’ll take their money and leave. It really isn’t all that hard to understand, even though we freely admit that grokking it doesn’t provide you with quite the same level of masturbatory pleasure that being able to say “I voted for the first black president” gets you. If you’re as shallow as a dish and dumber than a Barbara Boxer of Rocks, that is.

Here’s the thing I don’t get. The left has no problem figuring that taxing tobacco makes people stop smoking, and they understand that higher taxes on junk food makes people stop buying the stuff. Yet when you suggest that higher taxes on making money would make people stop making money …. you get a look like you just told them that the universe does not, in fact, revolve around BHO.

PS: I also noticed they need to fix their mod_rewrite settings.

Mar 2

Bonus Hooker

Posted by ArmedGeek on Tuesday, March 2, 2010 in Extra Hookers

I know what you’re thinking … You’re thinking, “Who’s this ArmedGeek fellow and what is he doing posting on Aggie’s website?

Mar 2

Happy Texas Independence Day!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, March 2, 2010 in Open Thread

On this day in 1836, forty one delegates gathered at Washington-on-the-Brazos for the Convention of 1836, where they adopted the Texas Declaration of Independence, officially establishing the Republic of Texas.

A friend of mine is one lucky SOB to have been born on the same day, and even more lucky NOT to have been born in the same year :D

And with that, consider this your gun-toting, freedom-loving, birthday open thread!!