Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
Hooker of the Week
Because there’s always time to enjoy snoochery:
And after yesterday, I’m sure the guys needed a boost…. *snicker*
The Stupak, It Burns*
*Creatively borrowed from Red State Witch:

And one of my favorites I found on Facebook:
As Phyllis Schlafly said, the “pro-life democrat” is nothing but a myth. Thank you, Mr. Stupak, for clarifying once and for all that your quest for power comes before the will of your people. They won’t soon forget, and neither will we. As a matter of fact, I just donated to Dr. Benishek’s campaign, and it looks like he is getting plenty of support.
/sbin/shutdown -h now
Time for me to unplug for a while.










