In the land of unicorns, you can close your eyes and pretend that a horn up the ass isn’t a violation. — Jeff G., Protein Wisdom

RSS Feed

Gilligan’s Island: The Movie

Posted by ArmedGeek on Friday, March 5, 2010 in Entertainment

From Variety:

The studio and production company have begun development on a feature film based on the iconic CBS sitcom, which generated solid ratings during its three seasons between 1964 and 1967 and then found something close to eternal life in syndication.

You thought I was just fucking with you, didn’t you.

So here’s the thing. Its 2010. Cellphones (hell, SatPhones), GPS, etc, etc. How exactly does one get lost these days ?

Also, new poll….over there —->

Bring on the comments

  1. Well….maybe they were asked to leave all cellphone and tech devices off the boat by the Skipper because it would interfere with his GPS device, which unbeknownst to him, was tampered with by Gilligan’s evil twin, Maurice, because Gilligan is the rightful heir to a small fishing hat maker’s fortune.

    And I think I will pass on this particular poll, even though I think of Ginger as a trollop and Mary Ann is The BOMB. It’s not my scene ;)

    Thumb up 1 Thumb down 0

  2. Enas Yorl says:

    Yup, definitely Mary Ann.

    I LOVED Gilligan’s Island when I was a kid, and considering the complete hash they made out of another childhood favorite Land of the Lost I’m not looking forward to this one.

    Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

  3. Elphaba says:

    Looks like Ginger’s gonna be pretty lonely on that Island…

    Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

  4. Curtal Friar says:

    Hmmm….now suppose it came down to a choice between Mrs. Howell and Nancy Pelosi?

    Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

  5. Guy S says:

    CF!!! Come on, the Skipper must have had better taste than that, to allow Pelousy (yeah, that misspelling is intentional) on his ship! Unless he needed “chum” for fishing later on, or some such.

    And yes, if there was no Deb, than I would have to say Mary Ann.

    Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

  6. I hope this movie gets lost. Who the hell wants to see it? The TV show was bad enough.

    Oh, and I’d do Mary Ann.

    Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

  7. David says:

    Guy S: using Pelosi as chum would be cruel and unusual punishment. For whatever fish were to have “Pelosi chum” inflicted on it. Heck, not even things as far down the evolutionary ladder as sharks deserve such abuse!

    Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

  8. Guy S says:

    Yeah, all that botox being let loose in the water most likely is an environmental hazard.

    Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

Leave a Reply