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Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, March 4, 2010 in Uncategorized

Random crap. Sometimes there’s just not enough shit to fret over, so I gather it in one place. First off, Greece. That poor bastard of the Mediterranean is really hurting:

In Athens, about 200 members of the PAME union group, aligned with the Communist Party of Greece, occupied the six- story ministry building today while protesters took over the nearby General Accounting Office, according to a police spokeswoman. Another group blocked a central road in downtown Athens, snarling traffic.

And the Germans think Greece should sell off their islands to avoid bankruptcy. I want one. But only if it comes with running water. And a temple. Portuguese workers also held the government for ransom by holding a 24 hour strike to protest wage freezes, but no one cares.

Did someone mention Iraq? According to the media, and Prez Obama, that would be a “No”. Iraq must be like a blank spot in their collective mental maps. Not hard to figure.

In Philadelphia, Mayor Nutter *snicker* wants to impose a sugar tax on all sweet beverages, including chocolate milk. They call it the Healthy Philadelphia Initiative. Their goal is to raise revenue and to reduce child obesity. As usual, the liberals have yet to figure out how they will raise revenue from this tax if the goal is to keep people from drinking sugared drinks. I think the head Nutter forgets people can leave Philly and shop elsewhere.

And lastly, I could not help myself:

MaDamn Speaker shows the proper hand position for the perfect blowjob

I think I have been around y’all far too long…. :D

Bring on the comments

  1. Elphaba says:

    ROTFLMAO! That photo of Pelosi is absolutely epic! Only, you can tell by the way she holds her jaw that all the pricks she blows are pretty small…;D

    *Thinks about it.* Ew. On second thought, where’s the brain bleach? Gotta scrub that mental image out, pronto!

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  2. Welcome to H&B, Elphaba! You know, a year ago I would never have done that caption…

    ;)

  3. Elphaba says:

    I found you through Soylent Green, Aggie, and I’ll be a regular visitor. Any site that has booze and zombies in it’s tag cloud, is after my own heart. I would love to add you to our blogroll. :D Check us out, and, if you are so inclined, please reciprocate!

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  4. B.C. says:

    Only in Libruls circles could a shriveled-up shrew like Piglosi even get NEAR a cock to wrap those rancid meat-loppers around it. She has to get a Brazilian wax job on her chin every week to hide her pubes after the ungodly number of facelifts that she’s undergone.

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  5. In Philadelphia, Mayor Nutter *snicker*

    I’m glad I had exactly the same reaction when I saw this story in the news.

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  6. cbullitt says:

    Great Gak!!!
    Pelosi hummers are reserved for those cast into the fifth circle of hell.

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  7. Aggie, I like the idea of you having a Greek Isle with a temple!

    Can we sacrifice Liberals, can we, huh, can we, oh please!, can we….?

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  8. McGoo….sacrificing liberals would be MANDATORY!! I must insist that after we carve their still-beating hearts out, they must be incinerated in a pyre. Just think of all the carbon dioxide we could release for the flora of the world while we provide food for the carnivores!!

    YOU’RE WELCOME, EARTH!!!!

  9. Snarky, like I said…been readin’ y’all too long :D

    Sorry about the caption, cbullitt…but it was RIGHT THERE!!! I just HAD to do it!

  10. Lemur King says:

    Caption: Nancy Pelosi demonstrates the proper procedure for circumsizing your opponents using your teeth and a modest amount of suction – “It is almost like scraping artichoke leaves” says Pelosi.

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  11. harbqll says:

    Granny Rictus can only open her mouth that wide, due to the botox treatments.

    Liberals all have small, flaccid cocks.

    There’s such balance in nature.

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  12. B.C. says:

    “…Then I took FDR’s tumescent man-meat in my mouth and worked him to a spine-snapping orgasm… And that, children, is the reason he spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair. Tomorrow we’ll be reading “Karl Marx & The Rainbow Warriors In The Unicorn Utopia”.”

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  13. cmblake6 says:

    Totally in agreement!

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  14. Deb S. says:

    mmmmgreek islands :) yummy. Let’s go!

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  15. Deb, as long as there is running water. I can deal with cooking over a fire and candlelight, but must have running water.

    And a temple. Need one like chocolate ;)

  16. You can check that off, too, cbullitt.

    And the arm cuff too :)

  17. That picture scares the hell out of me.
    Something tells me she’s prone to Biting.

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  18. Guy S says:

    Hmmmmm Deb and Aggie in togas … unlimited wine (from ones own vineyard) … unlimited olives (for munching on AND martinis) … unlimited seafood!!!

    I will gladly help with the temple building, grape/olive picking, and fishing (but I guess I can’t help pick out the vestal virgins for the temples *OUCH* what’d you do that for??!!? … *sigh* I know, never mind!)

    When do we go?

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  19. No, no, Guy…EVERYONE in togas.

    And I do mean EVERYONE.

    :D

  20. Guy S says:

    I can still do togas, but alas am well past the stage in life required for proper wearing of “speedos”.

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  21. Deb S. says:

    pfft. There is no such time of life.

    On another note, about that sugar tax… they’ve already implemented a high tax on sugared snacks and beverages here in the Peoples’ Republik of Illinoistan. Funny thing, if the sugared snack also contains flour, it reverts back to low tax food. No joke. What a nightmare for the retailers. I hear NY is starting up a sugar tax on the soft drinks as well. All the damn vampires want in on the game.

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  22. Guy S says:

    Hmmmm if they would “tax” all the illicit drug trades, could we just round up the dealers/suppliers/and growers, and charge em with tax evasion and be done with it?

    *Returns the tread to it’s original track* … while trying to find an old pic of ones self in a speedo … just to freak out the spousal unit*

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