Shit I Cannot Make Up
One of the things I like to do is read how pseudo-journalists bounce back from tremedous failures, or the run-of-the-mill foot-in-mouth syndrome. Nothing exemplifies this better than Anderson “My Mom is Gloria Vanderbilt” Cooper. Fresh off his fabulous Jeopardy! appearance, where he lost to Cheech Marin, Anderson “I Wear Prada” Cooper has decided to quell vicious rumors about his sexuality take a brave step and challenge nature:
60 Minutes: Anderson Cooper Takes an Unprotected Swim With Great White Sharks
At first, I thought he was going to attend the annual American Trial Lawyers Association shindig at the Wynn in Las Vegas. But no… Anderson “I’m Too Sexy For Your TV” Cooper means actual sharks:
CNN’s Anderson Cooper joins “The Sharkman” on “60 Minutes” for an unprotected swim with the ocean’s most feared predator.
Do you know why he is going “unprotected”? Because even sharks have standards.
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He’s goin’ barebackin’ with a fish.
Well, gee, good for him! I hope he wins his Darwin Award.
Having ones intellectual powers come in second place to Cheech Marin must have stung a bit!
Swimming with sharks is way more important than reporting on federal government power-grabbing. Great call, Anderson.
Ethan, I’m willing to bet he went with the sharks, because they don’t ask pesky questions