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Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, March 1, 2010 in Caption Contest

Ok, folks…. how do you explain this pic:

CAPTION IT IF YOU DARE!!!!! :D

Bring on the comments

  1. Lemur King says:

    Rahm leans forward and shows his approval of Nancy Pelosi’s new scent: Man-testosterone, freshly taken from a new batch of emasculated republicans.

    Lame, I know, but if I think about it any more deeply still more pieces of my psyche will fracture off into separate personalities in a futile attempt to preserve itself. To do otherwise leads to a path of utter madness. Cthulhu is a blessing by comparison.

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  2. Hank Scorpio says:

    “Since you’ve been using John Edwards’ shampoo, I’ve been fantasizing about having sex with a zombie…..”

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  3. Enas Yorl says:

    “Gee, your botox smells terrific!”

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  4. cmblake6 says:

    Perhaps the vibrating egg was worth the investment.

    Or

    Ah, reconciliation. Has such a sweet sound. They’re fucked, and we’re outta here with a retirement check.

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  5. Paulie says:

    Want me to use the other thumb?

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  6. “Okay, Nancy, imagine that I’m Michelle, and no, that’s not a roll of quarters in my pocket.”

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  7. Mrs. Paddy says:

    I’m serious. You can have my Tutu…

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  8. Rahm, Is that a dead fish in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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  9. Mrs. Paddy says:

    Your hair smells like that new Obama Fragrance: Recto-cranial Inversion

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  10. David says:

    Ah, shit. I just ate dinner, and then I saw that. That’s just not right.

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  11. B.C. says:

    “Nancy, I love that your pubes are now on the back of your neck after this latest facelift. It’s so cool that your surgeon was able to fashion that cute little nose from your clit!”

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  12. Rich Raphael says:

    Just so you know Nancy, I’m wearing your panties…

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  13. Woody says:

    “Rahm Emanuel makes a deal with the Devil.”

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  14. cmblake6 says:

    Just waiting to see the winner. Merciful Bob, this has so many possibilities. Sick as it is, it’s looking good.

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  15. B.C. says:

    “Nancy, I’m gettin’ Progressively stiffer.”

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  16. ArmedGeek says:

    “Nancy, I’m gettin’ Progressively stiffer.”

    That’s awesome.

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  17. Tiberius says:

    “Who’s my favourite little socialist bitch? You are aren’t you, shmoopy?”

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  18. “Who’s my favourite little socialist bitch? You are aren’t you, shmoopy?”

    LOL, great one

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  19. B.C. says:

    “When this is over, I’m gonna show you why they call me ‘The Chief of Staff’, beyotch.”

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  20. WAMK says:

    “Watch me Rahm this thru the House!”

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  21. WAMK says:

    “Soon our Boss will do to the American People what I’m doing to you.”

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  22. WAMK says:

    “Remind me to thank Clinton for this ribbed condom.”

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  23. WAMK says:

    “I’ll be your gavel, you be your desk.”

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  24. WAMK says:

    “I knew you’d like this backdoor, er, backroom legislation.”

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  25. WAMK says:

    “You make me harder than Reconcilliation!”

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  26. WAMK says:

    “Thank God public-funded abortion is in the health care bill. My rubber just broke.”

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  27. Good heavens….WAMK decided to Rahm through a bunch of captions last night!

    Ok, caption contest is closed! Now, go vote for your favorites!!!

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