There Are No Words
Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, March 1, 2010 in Caption Contest
Ok, folks…. how do you explain this pic:
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Proctonumerology – the practice of pulling numbers out of your ass.
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Rahm leans forward and shows his approval of Nancy Pelosi’s new scent: Man-testosterone, freshly taken from a new batch of emasculated republicans.
Lame, I know, but if I think about it any more deeply still more pieces of my psyche will fracture off into separate personalities in a futile attempt to preserve itself. To do otherwise leads to a path of utter madness. Cthulhu is a blessing by comparison.
“Since you’ve been using John Edwards’ shampoo, I’ve been fantasizing about having sex with a zombie…..”
“Gee, your botox smells terrific!”
Well-loved.
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Perhaps the vibrating egg was worth the investment.
Or
Ah, reconciliation. Has such a sweet sound. They’re fucked, and we’re outta here with a retirement check.
Want me to use the other thumb?
“Okay, Nancy, imagine that I’m Michelle, and no, that’s not a roll of quarters in my pocket.”
I’m serious. You can have my Tutu…
Rahm, Is that a dead fish in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Your hair smells like that new Obama Fragrance: Recto-cranial Inversion
Ah, shit. I just ate dinner, and then I saw that. That’s just not right.
“Nancy, I love that your pubes are now on the back of your neck after this latest facelift. It’s so cool that your surgeon was able to fashion that cute little nose from your clit!”
Just so you know Nancy, I’m wearing your panties…
“Rahm Emanuel makes a deal with the Devil.”
Just waiting to see the winner. Merciful Bob, this has so many possibilities. Sick as it is, it’s looking good.
“Nancy, I’m gettin’ Progressively stiffer.”
That’s awesome.
“Who’s my favourite little socialist bitch? You are aren’t you, shmoopy?”
“Who’s my favourite little socialist bitch? You are aren’t you, shmoopy?”
LOL, great one
“When this is over, I’m gonna show you why they call me ‘The Chief of Staff’, beyotch.”
“Watch me Rahm this thru the House!”
“Soon our Boss will do to the American People what I’m doing to you.”
“Remind me to thank Clinton for this ribbed condom.”
“I’ll be your gavel, you be your desk.”
“I knew you’d like this backdoor, er, backroom legislation.”
“You make me harder than Reconcilliation!”
“Thank God public-funded abortion is in the health care bill. My rubber just broke.”
Good heavens….WAMK decided to Rahm through a bunch of captions last night!
Ok, caption contest is closed! Now, go vote for your favorites!!!
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