Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
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Y’all disappoint me sometimes. Explanation below the break.
PowerPoint Hell
Seriously, this is what the Armed Forces have to deal with on almost a daily basis. No, not the Afghan hell described above. That they can handle. I mean the PowerPoint presentations. This was an attempt to explain what is going on on the ground!! I don’t know about y’all, but this is almost like a Dungeons and Dragons map to me. I bet the Armed Forces would probably understand a D&D map better than they would THIS. The good news is, the islamofascist terrorists can’t understand it, either. Sheesh…….
Plissken This Ain’t
Steamboat McGoo posted a gorgeous pic of a hognosed snake he found on his property a few days ago, and Hubby decided to show me the wonders of this repilian specimen, via YouTube:
Had I not seen this, I would have called him a liar. Sweet Jehosephat…it is a wonder this animal can breed.
Retro Hooker
Ava Gardner, oozing sensuality and a “come hither” look.
Testing, Testing….
Courtesy cbullitt, via Chris Muir
Hoomanitarian of the Week
And the award for Hoomanitarian of the Week goes to….
Oh, and happy Earth Day. I would call my green friends and tell them that , but I don’t have any green friends any more. I shot them all dead back in 2004 because they lost their minds due to the Gorean-Dementia disease. It was sad watching them suffer like that. I now consider myself a humanitarian.
If you haven’t been to Empirical Snarkery, you need to do so ASAP.
Justified
I found a new show starring Timothy Oliphant (Deadwood) and it looks pretty damned good. Hurry though, you’ve only got five days before the first episode expires from Hulu.
Cosmic Jewels
Supernova 1987A, delighting astronomers for over two decades. Who knew the universe enjoyed wearing a pearl necklace??
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