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May 30

No Greater Love

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, May 30, 2010 in Everyday Hero, History, holiday

Greater love has no one than this, that one lay down his life for his friends. — John 15:13

May 30

What did McCoy do for a living ?

Posted by ArmedGeek on Sunday, May 30, 2010 in Entertainment

Shamelessly stolen from AoSHQ.

Also Analytics According to Captain Kirk.

May 27

Open Islamofascist Season Declared in Texas

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, May 27, 2010 in ILLEGAL-immigration, Islamofascist nutjobs, Politics

As Prez Obama prepared for his first presser in ten months, news came down about a terror alert issued for the state of Texas:

The Department of Homeland Security is alerting Texas authorities to be on the lookout for a suspected member of the Somalia-based Al Shabaab terrorist group who might be attempting to travel to the U.S. through Mexico, a security expert who has seen the memo tells FOXNews.com.

The warning follows an indictment unsealed this month in Texas federal court that accuses a Somali man in Texas of running a “large-scale smuggling enterprise” responsible for bringing hundreds of Somalis from Brazil through South America and eventually across the Mexican border. Many of the illegal immigrants, who court records say were given fake IDs, are alleged to have ties to other now-defunct Somalian terror organizations that have merged with active organizations like Al Shabaab, al-Barakat and Al-Ittihad Al-Islami.

This terror alert comes on the heels of the State Department issuing a statement that the paltry amount of U.S. National Guard troops being sent to the Mexican border will not be used to enforce immigration laws, but instead “to stem the flow of guns and drugs” across the border. If you are wondering why, it’s because Mexico told Prez Obama how to run the operation.

The DHS alert was issued to police and sheriff’s deputies in Houston,

THE HELL??? Ok, I understand telling Houston about the alert, but Houston is nowhere NEAR the border.

asking them to keep their eyes open for a Somali man named Mohamed Ali who is believed to be in Mexico preparing to make the illegal crossing into Texas.

Someone inform Joe Frazier.

Somalis are classified by border and immigration officials as “special interest” — illegal immigrants who get caught trying to cross the Mexican border into the U.S. who come from countries that are considered a high threat to the U.S., Neuhaus Schaan explained.

Has anyone, other than those of us who are near border crossings, ever seen this information in the MSM? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller??

In addition to the Somali immigration issue, Mexican smugglers are coaching some Middle Eastern immigrants before they cross the border – schooling them on how to dress and giving them phrases to help them look and sound like Latinos, law enforcement sources told FoxNews.com. {snip}

Security experts say the push by illegal immigrants to try to fit in also could be the realization of what officials have feared for years: Latin American drug cartels are helping jihadist groups bring terrorists across the Mexican border.

Well, to the average person this is a simple 2+2=4 equation, but to hear the Obama administration, this is calculus. Just today the Democrats in the Senate stopped a bid to send 6,000 National Guard troops to the border. As far as I’m concerned, if the federal government won’t enforce its own laws, that leaves me free to enforce the Castle Doctrine in my home. And by “my home”, I mean Texas.

I declare Islamofascist Season officially open.

May 26

This place could use a little more Johnny Cash

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, May 26, 2010 in Entertainment

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May 25

Never Let a Crisis Go to Waste….

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, May 25, 2010 in holiday, Politics, Rants

….unless you need a vacation. At least, according to the administration. The Prez is spending Memorial Day weekend in Chicago:

The news that President Barack Obama and his family will return to Chicago for the Memorial Day weekend has triggered a guessing game.Where will they dine? What will they do for fun? With the Sox on the road and the Blackhawks skating into the Stanley Cup finals, might the first family ditch its predictable pastimes — basketball, golf and tennis — and go to the United Center for hockey?

Yes, you read that right: he is skipping Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day. It’s rather odd how the media is silent on the fact that this is his second vacation in as many months, and by “odd” I mean “expected.” Personally, I’m glad he won’t be sullying the memory of those interred at Arlington with his presence (and I want him to attend the Blackhawks game. I want to see those motherpussbuckets crash and burn, but I digress). But as CiC, it is his job to be there. As a way of placating those who know what Memorial Day stands for, he will be participating at a ceremony at Abraham Lincoln National Cemetery, south of Chicago, leaving VP Biden to do the honors at Arlington.

It must be extremely exhausting watching the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, bashing Arizona, redistributing income, watching the Dow take a dive, and trying to appease every tinpot ruler in the world. So many crises to choose from, and so little time….

May 24

Hooker of the Week

Posted by ArmedGeek on Monday, May 24, 2010 in HOTW

May 23

Animals are assholes

Posted by ArmedGeek on Sunday, May 23, 2010 in Teh Funny

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May 21

Weekend Tribute

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, May 21, 2010 in Teh Funny

Well, I have a ton of shit to do this weekend, along with having guests in town and having more scrapbooking classes. However, I do have time to post a quick (ok, not so quick) video for y’all. I think this may be the official H&B song. What say you?

Courtesy of my friend LC Sentry over at The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler. Hope y’all enjoy, and let me know what you think ;)

May 20

Draw Pisslamic Mooslim Day

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, May 20, 2010 in AssHatery, Islamofascist nutjobs, religion of piece

mooselim

Obviously I am no artist. But I just had to participate. Check out Lemur King’s contribution, as well as Enas Yorl’s artistic rendition.

Let me know if any fatwas are handed out.

UPDATE: Because this is a distasteful subject, I shall reward you with this: (more…)

May 19

Mascots on Acid

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, May 19, 2010 in Funny Pics, Teh Funny

It did not help that I saw this pic after taking painkillers for a headache. I refreshed the link twice to make sure.

With a metallic finish, a single large eye made out of a camera lens, a London taxi light on their heads and the Olympic rings represented as friendship bracelets on their wrists, they resemble characters dreamed up for a Pixar animation.

WRONG!!!! Pixar Animation would NEVER dream up a couple of cycloptic characters with claws for hands and tubes for legs. Hell, the blue character looks like it had an “accident”, for shite’s sake. The orange one looks down to the kidlets in a glowering fashion, looking like it’s about to destroy them by shooting a deathray out of its eye. It’s almost like the Japanese had a hand in this. Remember when the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics had the bald eagle, and the 2000 Sydney Olympics had several indegenous fauna? WTF, Londonistan?? Yes, you want to be different, and yes, you want to pay homage to the way the Olympic center is being built (the mascots are supposed to resemble drops of molten metal, which is a scene from yet another nightmare). But what is wrong with doing the tried and true? The lion has been done before, but your BULLDOG has not!!

Hell, Zombie Churchill would have been a better mascot than these two cyborg Teletubbies.