Vodka Eyeballing

Posted by ArmedGeek on Sunday, May 16, 2010 in AssHatery, Booze Links

If there was ever a perfect example of why we have a minimum drinking age (maybe we need a minimum drinking IQ).

I’m really hoping this is some sort of joke.

Even as drunken student antics go, it was, by any stretch of the imagination, a disturbing scene. Surrounded by cheering rugby players, applauded by fellow members of the university netball team, 19-year-old Melissa Fontaine tipped back her head and giggled as fellow drinkers in the Students’ Union bar pulled apart her eyelids and allowed them to pour a shot of vodka into her left eye.

| Tags: booze, moron

Bring on the comments

Grackle says:
May 17, 2010 at 4:32 am
Is that why moonshine can cause blindness? Hell, I thought I was risking my eyesight (and probably my life) the first time my country cousins handed me a glass of the stuff. After the first sip, I was more worried about even breathing again.
At least they weren’t beer-bonging the vodka by the bottle-full.
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LC Aggie Sith says:
May 17, 2010 at 7:00 am
Melissa was partly reassured by the fact that many of her peers were doing it.
‘I saw people I respected, intelligent students from normal, sensible backgrounds like me, behaving like this. I know it sounds stupid, but it made you feel it was OK. You felt that if other people were doing it with no serious side-effects, then somehow you were alright.
So, I guess if her peers jumped off a cliff, and they yelled it felt good on the way down, she would do it too?? Good lord, young people can be stupid.
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ArmedGeek says:
May 17, 2010 at 7:04 am
it felt good on the way down
It probably would too. The end of the ride would suck ass tho.
Curtal Friar says:
May 17, 2010 at 9:42 am
Hmmm….this is wrong, so absolutely wrong.
Not necessarily because I think only an idiot would pour alcohol on his eyeball, and I do think that’s idiotic, but because I can’t understand why anyone would waste perfectly good booze like that.
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LC Aggie Sith says:
May 17, 2010 at 11:55 am
You know….I wonder where they will pour a shot of vodka next….
*snicker*
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Curtal Friar says:
May 17, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Aggie said: “You know…..I wonder where they will pour a shot of vodka next….?
Hmm…Well, if they’re using straws, all kinds of possibilities open up.
LOL
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Grackle says:
May 17, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Double vision beats no vision. I get double vision from pouring it straight into my mouth.
Wait a dang minute…
“I saw people I respected, intelligent students from normal, sensible backgrounds like me…”
I can’t account for the others, but if anyone’s been to college, then they should know that trickeration is part of the game.
Like in that movie “Young Doctors” when the guy dipped his finger into the ladies urine then tasted it as a pregnancy test. Upon seeing this, his professor did the same to test it out. He later found out that the student switched fingers before the taste.
I bet the eye thing was a gag and the idiot drunk eyed bitch fell into a deep, gullible trip.
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B.C. says:
May 17, 2010 at 7:29 pm
I’ve snorted takillya before in Greece, but even I wasn’t drunk and/or stupid enough to pour alcohol into my eye. Man, if this is real, it’s no wonder our universities are churning out Obamarrhoids like Mexican cockroaches on Viagra®.
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Lemur King says:
May 18, 2010 at 12:03 am
I heard tell of a guy (damned if I can remember the source, but it was news-like so it must be true, right?) who was having chemo or radiation or something. It hurt to drink… so… get this…
He had his wife give him alcohol enemas.
Yes. That’s right.
Question is, would he ever have had cause to say “Oooh, that’s smooooth…”?
But these kids, they aren’t even that dumb. They’d have to stretch real hard to even be that stupid.
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